Train Wreck (Why Dan Snyder is solely RESPONSIBLE for the foolishness that is RGIII)

RGIII: "You know Ima do what I wanna do right? Snyder: "Yep!"

Hilaire Belloc, the Anglo-French writer and historian, once said, “I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.” Ramana Maharshi, the Indian sage, gave it to us like this, “When there are thoughts, it is distraction: when there are no thoughts, it is meditation.” Then Tom Kite, the pro golfer, poured out a liquor for all the dead homies when he spit, “You can always find a distraction if you’re looking for one.”

Well playas…if the Washington Redskins are lookin’ for a distraction they’ve certainly got one in a dun rockin’ plats sittin’ on their bench! RGIII’s latest tomfoolery occurred on Monday night after bein’ benched as the team announced earlier that Kirk Cousins would be the starter. This clown “liked” an Instagram post that ripped Washington, owner Dan Snyder and the front office.

So then tries to CHB, that's cover his butt for all of you simple minded individuals, as he posts on Instagram “I JUST WANTED TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.” He then tries to tell a boy that it wasn’t him that “liked” the joint but it was an intern instead. Really bruh? The old "it wasn’t me" excuse.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Anybody that has raised kids durin’ this social media explosion has heard that foolishness before. “Dad it wasn’t me it was my boy that posted that.” Naw playa, here’s the best joint that will fall out of a boy’z mouth in a minute, “Somebody hacked my account!”

Rob Parker tried to tell you boyz a few years ago that RGIII was a gump but all ESPN did was fire him over it. He told you that he was a “cornball” brother but you wouldn’t listen. So guess who’s lookin’ like a genius this mornin’? Freakin’ Rob Parker!!! Why is bein' a gump and a cornball so important to this situation you ask? It's because if you're a cornball you're the black guy that doesn't want to associate with other blacks. Well...that's a problem if 70 percent of your freakin' team is black playboy!

Before Rob unleashed on him on national television I told you the night he won the Heisman that he was a “gump” because he showed up with plats in his head. Look it up bruh, I wrote it on December 1, 2011 in a joint entitled "Immortalized." I’ll say it until the day I die that all you’ve got to do it look at his hair cut and it’ll tell you everything that you NEED to know about RGIII.

You already know that Big Momma called him before he left for NYC to receive the Heisman to tell him to cut his freakin’ hair because he was gonna be on national TV and the picture that they’re gonna take will be immortalized forever. “And baby you don’t wanna have plats on a picture like that.”

The fact that he wouldn’t listen to that type of sound advice from Big Momma told me that he wasn’t capable of listenin’ to anybody tellin’ him what he needed to do to become a better quarterback. His hair is an outward extension of his inward defiance playa. I’m not tellin’ you what I heard playboy! I’m tellin’ you what I know! And I told you that 4 years ago but you wouldn’t listen just like you wouldn’t listen to Rob Parker.

Now we’re sittin’ here watchin’ a dun completely implodin’ before our eyes and boyz can’t figure out why. Well…everybody except me and Rob!

When a dun that’s been coachin’ in the NFL for years, pick one… any one, tells you that you need to slide or throw the freakin’ ball away to avoid injury and a boy continues to be defiant then he’s what the experts call “uncoachable.” It’s not rocket science here bruh and it didn’t take 4 years to figure out.

The Redskins are in this situation because of the dun that owns the freakin’ team. Don’t blame RGIII for bein’ “Hard Headed” because he was hard headed when they drafted him. He was a gump when you signed him! He was a cornball when Dan Snyder decided to pick up the final year of his contract that will pay him $16.12 million in 2016. Don’t look at RGIII pimpin’! Look at the dun that was pig headed enough to extend his deal. Look at the dun that won’t cut his losses and move on. Everybody in the buildin’ wants to cut RGIII but Dan Snyder refuses to let it happen.

This ain’t RGIII’s fault! This is Dan Snyder’s fault! What’s the old wise colloquialism? “Birds of a feather flock together.” Or the hood version, “Real gangstas move in silence in the same ride.” Dan Snyder is the same cat that refuses the change the name of the team when he knows that it’s offensive to Native Americans. So why are we surprised that he refuses to cut a boy that is nothin’ more than a distraction to his team if he NEVER makes sense with anything else. This ain’t on RGIII!!!!!

Dan Snyder is probably THEE WORST football owner in the NFL next to Jerry Jones!!Sure, they’re teams are gettin’ bread especially the Cowboys that are worth more than $3 billion at this point but they typically are a train wreck on the field. The latest Jerry Jones foolishness was gettin’ rid of DeMarco Murray and addin’ always hurt Darren McFadden. Yeah, good luck with that playa. Sure, the Cowboys have been better lately but holler at me when they actually consistently win in the playoffs again. But Dan Snyder is a complete train wreck ALL OF THE TIME with the personnel decisions he makes and RGIII is just the latest. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Gump: adjective – it’s the cat that nobody likes in the hood because he’s corny and just won’t listen to boyz try to help him. He thinks he knows it all only to make a fool of himself.
4) Cornball: adjective – the brother that refuses to associate with other brothers. The cat that purposely distances himself from black folks and he’s black.
5) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
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