Pookie Nem (Why it's IMPOSSIBLE to keep defendin' the Patriots for cheatin' bruh)

"Why does everybody keep pointin' at us bruh?"

Sophocles once said, "I would prefer even to fail with honor than win by cheating."  Scott Alexander gave it to us like this, "All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy." Then Dan Ariely shut the buildin' down when he said, "Dishonesty is all about the small acts we can take and then think, 'No, this isn't real cheating.' So if you think that the main mechanism is rationalization, then what you come up with, and that's what we find, is that we're basically trying to balance feeling good about ourselves."

Well playas...the New England Patriots and their fan base has essentially done that. These duns have rationalized that engagin' small dishonest acts here and there doesn't constitute cheatin'! On Thursday night these duns stood close enough to the edge of the freakin' envelope without actually touchin' it. For darn near the entire first half the Steelers were listenin' to the Patriots radio broadcast through their coach to coach headsets durin' their 28-21 loss at Gillette Stadium. Now wheredeydodatat bruh? In New England playa! Where else?  

Now the rule is, if a team's headsets go out the other team has to turn theirs off too. However, technically, the Steelers headsets didn't go out they were just listenin' to Sponge Bob and Dora the Explorer. So therefore, the Patriots didn't have to turn theirs off. It's like these cats sit down with lawyers to figure out how to cheat without really breakin' policy and procedures, if that makes any sense. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! We may as well start callin' the Patriots Pookie nem! Why? Because every time some foolishness pops off or something comes up missin' they've been in the buildin'! 

And please...ole delusional Patriots fan don't run up on me with the "Man everybody's hatin' on us because we keep winnin'" foolishness. Ima give it to you like Big Momma used to say, "Baby...everybody ain't lyin' on you!" If everybody keeps pointin' in your direction EVERY time something happens you are the fool causin' the chaos. 

When one chick stood up and called Bill Cosby out boyz didn't pay too much attention to her. As a matter of fact, Big Momma and all her PTA friends came to his defense. Then when 15 or 20 up! Big Momma sat down and closed her mouth. Why? Because everybody ain't lyin' on you playa. 

If every time you have a party at your house and stuff keeps comin' up missin' and Pookie nem has a reputation for stealin'. Then the first person you're gonna hem up is Pookie and whoever was with him. And that's normally nem! You ain't hollerin' at anyone else but the duns with the rep for stealin'! 

"It wasn't me bruh!"

It's the same thing with the Patriots bruh. If plays keep comin' up stolen, balls deflated, head phones start trippin' and the freakin' Disney Channel is on them when the other coaches are supposed to be, it's a problem! 

Then you hear from delusional Pats fans again with, "Man we would have won that game anyway! We had nothin' to do with the Steelers field goal kicker missin' boyz or receivers droppin' balls! We were better in the second half against the Colts after the balls were discovered! So why you trippin'? We would have won those games anyway!"

That's my point bruh! That's like Pookie tellin' me that he didn't have to pick the lock because the front door was already open! Sure, you didn't have to break in bruh but you still stole my Hennessy and my TV anyway! 

It doesn't matter that you didn't need to you idiot, you still did it! If you didn't get permission it's stealin'! So stop tryin' to defend them because their reputation precedes them! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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