Essentials (How the game was over when Brady ran out of the tunnel lookin' like Clark Gable)

"These boyz ain't got a chance playa!

Blake Lively, the famous actress, once said, “The most beautiful thing you can wear is confidence.” Norman Vincent Peale, the author of the “Power of Positive Thinking,” gave it to us like this, “Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.” Then a dun named Broadway Joe Namath poured out a lil’ liquor for all the dead homies and spit, “When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.”

Well playas…Tom Brady was able to do amazing things because he had confidence oozin’ out of his pores on Thursday night from the time he left the crib until the final horn blew on a boy. Ole boy went out and put that thang on Pittsburgh 28-21. Don’t get it twisted playboy, the score was not indicative of the beat down they put on the Steelers. Trust me!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Brady was like a freakin’ surgeon on those boyz bruh! He put the ball wherever he wanted to put it all night long goin’ 25-32 for 288 yards and 4 touchdowns. He hit Gronk on 3 of them in the process of settin’ a team record of 19 straight completions. Oh, did I mention that this cat logged his 23^rd game with four or more touchdowns, which is tied with ole Wranglers wearin’ Brett Favre for third all-time? Hold up playa, what type of grown man wears Wranglers bruh? Sorry...I had a moment. In other words, Brady, like Big Momma used to say, “Showed out in front of company!”

Deflate who? New England pulled up to the joint bumpin’ that DJ Khaled “All I Do Is Win” joint with the real cats in the trunk, showin’ off hardware and droppin’ banners on a boy. The Steelers didn’t have a hooker’s chance of preachin’ in church this Sunday playa. What can you do with that?

Brady comin’ off of gettin’ his 4-game suspension overturned by a federal judge, they’ve got the first game of the season at the crib on national TV with no other games on. The Steelers would have been better off puttin’ on a burlap bag over their heads with an angry rat in it.

Did you see Brady lead the team out of the tunnel without a helmet on lookin’ like freakin’ Clark Gable or somebody? Did you see him run up on a boy that already had his drink, helmet and football ready for him? But a delusional Patriots fan will try to tell me that he doesn’t know that dun’s name! Any time a boy has your drink waitin’ for you along with the other essentials; you know his social security number and his momma’s address! Stop it! You sound crazy!

Now I’m not mad at him because there was no proof that he was involved in that foolishness. So it is what it is! Therefore, he went to work on a boy Thursday night and put the rest of the league on notice. It’s gonna be a LONG season for everybody else. Especially, when a boy can't hear his coaches in the press box for an entire half of the freakin' game! The Patriots are something else bruh! But that's another joint for later today playa. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Spit: verb – to say
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