Fingerprints (How URBAN MEYER brought URBAN MEYER to the B1G not the SEC)

"You already know bruh!"

Soren Kierkegaard, the Danish philosopher and poet, once said, “Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts.” Earl Nightingale, the famous radio personality, looked at a boy and shouted, “The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts.” James Allen, the well-known author, broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, “You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration.”

Well playas…THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES were as great as their dominant aspiration on Monday night in Blacksburg like I told you boyz they would be. They beat the brakes off of Virginia Tech 42-24 like they stole something, stripped the field of fingerprints and went to the crib. By the time they finished with Frank Beamers bunch, boyz needed dental records to identify them. They put up 360 yards rushin’ with 572 total yards and they averaged 10.2 yards a pop bruh! That’s NUTS!!!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! All of these so-called media-types out here were worried about the Buckeyes goin’ into this ball game because they had multiple cats out servin’ one game suspensions and Noah Brown was gone for the season due to injury. Jalin Marshall, Dontre Wilson and Corey Smith had to sit out of the opener for actin’ a fool but I told you boyz that it wouldn’t matter! Why? Because you still had a car full of G’s that would turn a block out at a moment’s notice. I was so confident in the Buckeyes' ability to beat the brakes off of these boyz that I did my "College Football Weekly Wrap Up: Week 1" Video  4 hours before the freakin' game started and told you boyz to pencil them in for the blow out.

When you’ve got weapons all over the field it doesn’t matter who’s drivin’ as long as they’re in the ride bruh! Think about it playa, they pulled up with Cardale Jones, J.T. Barrett, Zeke Elliott and Braxton Miller and a monster defense. It didn’t matter who started at quarterback because they both are insane at the position! Cardale got the nod and went to work on these boyz. The crazy thing about it is that at any given time Urban Meyer can line all of them up on offense at the same time! That’s crazy!!! We haven’t seen a team this good since Pete Carroll’s USC team in 2004 with Matt Leinart, Reggie Bush and LenDale White! They’re freakin’ rock stars bruh!

And that was just the first game!!!! The ONLY reason Virginia Tech beat them last year was because Braxton Miller went down a week or so before the season started and the offensive line was a freakin’ mess at the time. J.T. Barrett was still drinkin’ Similac and was wet behind the ears. Va. Tech hasn’t been worth two dead flies smashed in years. So why on earth would a dun that calls him or herself a college football writer or analyst think for one freakin’ minute that the Hokies had a snow ball’s chance in hell of beatin’ Ohio State with freakin’ Mickey Mouse at quarterback?

Here’s my delusional SEC fan talkin’ like a drunk standin’ out in the middle of a cotton field with his pants down, “Man Urban Meyer just brought the SEC to the Big Ten!” What? You sound like a complete fool that knows nothin’ about college football! URBAN MEYER brought URBAN MEYER to the Big Ten bruh! Everywhere he’s gone he’s won playa. He was at Bowling Green and won there! He went to Utah and won there. He showed up at Florida and won there. So why on earth would you think that he wasn’t goin’ to dominate in Columbus? They’ve got the money, the tradition, the infrastructure and the freakin’ ability to recruit! It’s freakin’ OHIO STATE for cryin’ out loud!

And one thing about college football playa, it’s cyclical! For all of you simple minded individuals that means that it comes and goes for programs dependin’ upon who’s coachin’. Everybody or should I say every historic program has its runs and it just happens to be Ohio State’s turn on the Merry-Go-Round. Everybody else is in line waitin’ right now. So just sit in the cut and wait until these boyz get done in about 2 or 3 years. Stop me when I start lyin’!


Playas Thesaurus:   1) Spit: verb – to say
2) G: noun – gangstas or cats that can handle themselves in a fight in the hood.
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
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