DNA (Why Bruce Jenner changin' his look now was HORRIBLE timin' bruh)

In my Kool Moe Dee voice, "How you like me now?"

Eddie Huang, the famous restaurateur and chef, once said, “People talk about perfect timing, but I think everything is perfect in its moment; you just want to capture that.” Miyamoto Musashi, the 15^th century Japanese expert swordsman, gave it to us like this, “All things entail rising and failing timing. You must be able to discern this.” Then Octavia Butler, well-known science fiction writer, broke it down like a G on the block when she spit, “Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.”

Well playas…ole girl forgot about a time to tell a boy not to make physical changes to your body when the boyz are still investigating you for a car accident that left one person dead back in February. On Thursday the Associated Press reported that LA County Sheriff’s investigators have recommended that Bruce Jenner now known as a dun named Caitlyn be charged with vehicular manslaughter because he was found to be drivin’ at an “unsafe speed for prevailing road conditions” while haulin’ an off-road vehicle behind his Escalade when he rear end a boy causin’ a chain reaction that pushed a woman’s car into oncomin’ traffic. That woman was killed when a Hummer hit her head on. 

Now we've boyz at the sheriff's office are sayin' that they won't recommend that he be charged but we'll have to wait and see. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This is a tragedy all the way around bruh. A family had to bury their loved one and know this dun that used to be known as the greatest athlete in the world in 1976 after winnin’ the Olympic Gold Medal for the decathlon could have been facin’ up to one year in the county jail.

Here’s the problem playboy, I know everybody is readin’ this joint and they’re itchin’ to correct me because I keep sayin’ him and he and not her. Well let me put it where the goats can get it playa. You can have all the surgeries you want. You can change your hair and put make up on from now until the day that you die but you CANNOT change your DNA. God gave it to you and it doesn’t change playa. His DNA reads male so therefore, I’m gonna keep sayin’ he and him.

So for the sake of THIS joint Ima keep it real. I’ll call him Caitlyn because that’s no different than a dun named Herbert that hates his name and wants all the homies to call him Tech 9 on the block or the cat named Milford that’s known as June Bug Shorty from around the way. So if Bruce wants boyz to call him Caitlyn I can respect that. Why? Because until he discovers a way to change his DNA he’s a dude dressed as a woman.

Now his timin’ couldn’t be worse bruh. If that dun has to show up at the county jail dressed up like a woman it's gonna be be a riot up in that joint. The fact that everybody is glossin’ over it like it’s not sittin’ in the room right now is killin’ me. We all know what boyz are capable of doin’ to regular cats in the pen so you already know that duns are standin’ at the door waitin’ on Caitlyn with the Luther blastin' in the background bruh. And Pookie and Ray-Ray have already been fightin' over him for the past 24 hours. 

Maybe he should have waited until this was behind him to make all of the changes. Now he’s still Bruce Jenner the decathlon champion and if he’s in a third of the shape he was in back in ’76 he'd be able to keep a couple of boyz off of him but even that's be tough at 65.

The good thing is that Jenner doesn't have any priors so that will robably keep him out of the joint. Daniel Q. Vomhof, an accident reconstructionist, who has testified in 3,500 cases said on Thursday that ole boy more than likely wouldn't be charged. I'm hope that dun doesn't go to jail because it's gonna be a long year bruh. Can you imagine that dun showin' up with a set of boobs and a butt at the county jail? And that's the edited version bruh!  I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) G: noun – short for gangsta, G over the years has been known for bein’ the wise cat in the hood that schools the young boyz by givin’ them wisdom.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about bruh and its non-gender specific.
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