Bishop (How Tom Brady suddenly turned into Tupac on Robert Kraft bruh!)

"It ain't over til I say it's over!

Sissela Bok, the Swiss-born American philosopher, once said, “While all deception requires secrecy, all secrecy is not meant to deceive.” Leonardo da Vinci broke it down like this, “The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.” Then Xun Zi, the ancient Chinese Confucian philosopher, spit fire when he said, “The petty man is eager to make boasts, yet desires that others should believe in him. He enthusiastically engages in deception, yet wants others to have affection for him. He conducts himself like and animal, yet wants others to think well of him.”

Well playas…ole Robert Kraft sounds like a dun tied up in a Brooklyn basement butt naked foamin’ at the mouth. This cat went so far as to say that Tom Brady’s upheld suspension was “unfathomable!”  For all of you simple minded individuals it’s just a fancy word that rich folks from the suburbs use for impossible to comprehend or in hood terms “Can you believe this foolishness bruh?”  Because we all know how brilliant of a man Robert Kraft is, we know that dun is just caught up in the hustle too. This is the part where he enthusiastically engages in deception, yet wants others to think well of him. This is when he conducts himself like an animal, yet wants others to think well of him.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Ole boy is in so deep with Tom Brady that he can’t get out of the ride at this point. He knows that that dun is lyin’ but he jumped in the whip with him back in January. It was cool at first because they were just cruisin’ along doin’ about 15mph in a school zone with the windows down.  Brady was like, “It’s no trip. Don’t worry about it big homie it’s all good. It’ll all blow over before we’ll even have to put the seat belts. Just get up in front of the media, bark real loud and we’re good.” 

Then all of a sudden Kraft looks up and ole Tom is doin’ 85 in a 20 and the police are chasin’ ‘um through the hood.  They’re on the loud speaker tellin’ this dun to give it up and everybody is linin’ the streets like its O.J. and Al Cowlings comin’ through in the Bronco. Boyz are cheerin’ these fools on so they start goin’ even faster. As he begins to floor it Kraft tries to bail but ole Tom rolls up the windows and locks the doors on him. Now he makes a left turn into the projects and it goes to manure from there bruh. And that’s the edited version.

Kraft quickly figures out that Tom ain’t lettin’ him out of the ride so he’s got two choices. Strap up or climb out of the window and die a horrible death. He picks the former. Now he’s on the phone with the police tellin’ boyz what he wants and how he wants it. He then calls Big Momma to apologize to the family for believin’ in the system because he thought that they would do right by him.

Can you believe Kraft out here apologizin’ to the Patriots fans for agreein’ to accept the leagues penalties of a $1 million fine, 2016 first-round draft pick and a 2017 4^th round draft pick?

He accepted all of that foolishness up front because they were in the school zone with the windows down bruh! He just knew that Brady was gonna stop the ride and get out without incident. Then he turned into Bishop on a boy and went nuts!!!! He’s goin’ 140mph drivin’ blind folded with no hands talkin’ a gang of noise. He’s hittin’ fire hydrants and telephone poles but refuses to stop. In other words playboy, Tom Brady has turned into Tupac and it’s not gonna end well.

What’s so unfortunate is that the O.G. can’t get out of the ride and he’s gonna crash and burn with Tom Brady. In my Huggy Lowdown voice, “Waaaaaaaittttt for it” and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1)    Spit Fire: verb phrase – to say something of importance

2)    Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about bruh.

3)    Whip: noun – luxury vehicle

4)    Bishop: noun – the character in the movie “Juice” played by Tupac in 1992. Bishop all of a sudden turned into a gangsta goin' nuts after robbin’ a convenience store as the adrenalin took over he started killin’ his boyz.

 

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