Hope Solo (Why LeBron should be the Finals MVP win or lose bruh)

"Really bruh?"

Douglas Adams, the English writer, once said, “Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, the 17^th century Dutch tradesman and scientist, gave it to us like this, “Whenever I found out anything remarkable, I have thought it my duty to put down my discovery on paper, so that all ingenious people might be informed thereof. Then Hermann Hesse, the Swiss poet, novelist and painter, spit fire when he rocked this joint, “Every man is more than just himself, he also represents the unique, the very special and always significant and remarkable point at which the world’s phenomena intersect, only once in this way, and never again.”

Well playas…I completely agree with ole boy if we’re talkin’ about Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors. Steph is more than just himself because he’s got a gang of cats in the ride ready to scrap EVERY night! So when he puts up 37 points, grabs 7 rebounds and throws 4 dimes he’s not out there butt naked tryin’ to win that joint. The MVP and Co. are now just one win away from capturin’ their first NBA Championship in 40 years after knockin’ down Game 5 104-91 over the Cavs.

However, if you’re LeBron James that quote doesn’t apply playboy because this dun is out here butt naked with the hospital gown wide open in the back! This man is just himself because when he pulls up there’s NOBODY else in the ride.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This has been one of the most excitin’ NBA Finals I’ve seen in a long time bruh! But on paper it should have been a sweep. You’ve got the best team in the league with the “so-called MVP” that goes 10 deep easy playin’ against a dun drivin’ a Smart car with a busted tail light on a donut.

Why do I say “so-called MVP?” Because the MVP means of Greatest Worth bruh! It’s been clear all season long that the cat that is of greatest worth has been LeBron James. It’s not even close who the MVP is and if you didn’t see it durin’ the regular season it’s bent over takin’ a squat in the middle of the floor at this point.

I was listenin’ to Jeff Van Gundy Sunday mornin’ before Game 5 and he said, “If you took LeBron off of this current Cavs roster they would be the worst team in the NBA.” He went on to say, “They would win 15 games.” This is from a cat that has been in and around the NBA for more than two decades.

However, the dun in the Smart car has them in the NBA Finals scrapin’! I’m not sure what you were watchin’ last night but I saw the cat playin’ by himself take Golden State to the brink. The score was not indicative of the battle that took place at the Oracle last night pimpin’. This game wasn’t decided until the 2 minute mark when a boy is shot physically.

This cat put up a triple-double and not just a 10, 10 and 10 joint. He blasted these cats for 40 points, 14 rebounds and 11 dimes on 44 minutes. J.R. Smith looked like he had come to play in the first half with he dropped 14 in the kitty. But he disappeared into the toilet for the entire second half with the runs. Tristen Thompson came through with a side of greens with 19 points and 10 rebounds and Shumpert came through with an open 2-liter of Diet Coke and 10 points.

While boyz were waitin’ for Steph to show up all types of cats were jumpin’ out of the ride. Draymond had that sticky-icky with 16 points, Ig’s came out of the passenger side bussin’ with 14, Leonadro was on the roof like the American Sniper with 13 and Klay kicked in the back door of the joint with 12. Even Harrison Barnes unloaded his ole dull .22 with 8 points. I had to say his whole name because otherwise, you wouldn’t know who I was talkin’ about.

Golden State now goes up 3-2 in the series with the joint goin’ back to Cleveland on Tuesday night. The fact that the Cavs are still playin’ is remarkable. Well, let me correct myself bruh. The fact that LeBron is still playin’ is remarkable. This is the freakin’ NBA! Not Uncle Willie’s Ghetto Little League and Rim Shop where all you get is a t-shirt to play in and they tell everybody to buy some black shorts. But there’s always a dun on the team with some grey or blue shorts because his brother’s team wore that color last year. A boy wants to act like his momma can’t afford to buy some more short this year but he’s got on a fresh Jordan’s and talkin’ about gettin’ the next joints that comes out.

On some real talk, regardless of what happens in this series, Lebron should be the MVP win or lose. I know that typically you’ve gotta win the Ship to win the MVP but it would be highway robbery to give the Finals MVP to anyone other than him.

Now for all of you simple minded individuals that just wanna argue. I know that LeBron doesn't have a shot at winnin' the MVP if he doesn't win because of what they traditionally do. But that doesn't make it right. It's like Jordan not havin' at a minimum of 10 league MVP's at the crib. I know what boyz are gonna do if Golden State wins and it will be highway freakin' robbery. I'm just sayin'! 

But if we're gonna be real they really could give it to him today because Steph has only shown flashes of greatness durin’ this series bruh. And on some REAL talk, Iguodola is the Warriors MVP durin’ this series not Steph.

Yeah he exploded down the stretch but that’s only after his homeboys did the damage for 3 quarters in Game 5. I can’t hate on Steph because he’s the best shooter this league has EVER seen. But that dun has pulled some disappearin’ acts durin’ these Finals. I’m just sayin’! No way does a boy like Delly shut you down at any point. It’s unacceptable! Not if you’re the MVP and the best shooter the world has ever seen. I’m sorry playa but you can’t excuse that.

When a boy puts up 2 triple-doubles and freakin’ scores at least 40 points 4 times in 5 games; well…he scored 39 in one joint but this is Ghetto Math 101 and we’re roundin’ up. He’s the MVP win or lose playin’ with the Cosby Kids and Arnold Drummond in the Finals and pushin’ these cats to the brink. He's literally Hope Solo out there. Like I keep sayin’ you’re witnessin’ history with this cat! Up next, Game 6 in Cleveland. Don’t be surprised if there’s a Game 7 on Friday! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit Fire: verb – to say something of importance
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about.
3) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
4) Sticky-icky: noun – that good stuff. Whatever is good to you playa.
5) Bussin’: verb – shootin’
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