Skittles & Lemonheads (Why it's urgent for the Pacers and Roy Hibbert is still day dreamin')

"I'm just here bruh!"

Colin Powell once said, “There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.” Confucius stood up, cocked his brim and said, “Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.” Then Elbert Hubbard got in the whip, turned the joint on, let the window down slightly and said, “The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.” And then he drove off bumpin’ that DJ Khaled joint “All I Do Is Win!”

Well playas...it looks like the Indiana Pacers haven’t gotten that memo lately bruh! Their tomorrow doesn’t seem too bright because their today has been horrendous! After wettin’ the bed on Tuesday night in Brooklyn they ran over to Boston and had diarrhea in the joint on Wednesday losin’ 100-87 to fall even further out of the playoff race.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The freakin’ wheels are startin’ to fall off of the Pacers at the wrong time! They’ve now lost their ninth game in their last eleven tries and that ain’t good pimpin’! They were right in the hunt two days ago now they’re tied up in a Brooklyn basement waitin’ on Biggie to tell a boy where they are.

The Nets and Miami are tied for the 7^th spot with Boston sittin’ right behind them with ole dull Charlotte just ahead of the Pacers. What’s so crazy is that Indiana just played both Brooklyn and Boston and lost. They’ve got Miami comin’ in on Easter Sunday and they definitely can’t afford to lay an egg. All puns intended pimpin’!

You can only control the controllable playa. So when you’ve got teams on the schedule that you’ve got to beat in order to get into the playoffs there has to be a since of urgency to get out of the freakin’ basement. That sense of urgency has to come from the team leader and I’m talkin’ about the leader in cash flow playa.

Roy Hibbert at some point has to show up and put these boyz on his back and stop sittin’ around in the back seat of the ride eatin’ “Skittles and Lemonheads” watchin’ George Hill, C.J. Miles, David West and Rodney Stuckey do the heavy liftin’!

This dun had 7 points and 3 freakin’ rebounds in Boston bruh! Wheredeydodatat? He’s 7’2” 290lbs!!! He should get out of the bed with a double-double EVERY night! I’ll be so glad when his contract expires I don’t know what to do. In my Big Momma’s voice irritated voice, “He gettin’ on my last nerve!”

George Hill has been puttin’ in work since he came back from injury. He dropped 21points, 6 rebounds and threw 6 dimes last night. Stuck threw 16 in the kitty, C.J. Miles popped these boyz for a smooth 12 and David West came to work with an attitude and gave ‘em 10 points and 8 rebounds. Everybody is productive almost nightly but “Skittles and Lemonheads” and he’s makin’ more bread than anybody on the freakin’ roster.

It got real about a month ago playa and now it’s urgent! There are only seven games left! So what are you gonna do with them? It’s time to Boot Up or shut up and I’m talkin’ specifically to “Skittles and Lemonheads!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Cocked his brim: verb phrase – to wear your hat to either the right or the left, which lets a boy know what gang you’re affiliated with.
2) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle
3) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
4) Tied up in a Brooklyn basement: Reference to the Notorious B.I.G.’s hit song “Hypnotize” that was released in 1997.
5) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
6) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for, “Who does that?”
7) Dimes: verb – to throw an assist
8) “Skittles and Lemonheads”: noun – Roy freakin’ Hibbert
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