Tipsy (How Frank Vogel has boyz tore up from the floor up and nobody's complainin')

Ian: "Frank is servin' up that fire bruh! Joakim: "Please don't hurt me dawg?"

Joshua Waitzkin, the famous chess player, once said, “The moment we believe that success is determined by an ingrained level of ability as opposed to resilience and hard work, we will be brittle in the face of adversity.” Jamais Cascio, the writer and design strategist, gave it to us like this, “Resilience is all about being able to overcome the unexpected. Sustainability is about survival. The goal of resilience is to thrive.” Then Gever Tulley, the writer and computer scientist, spit some fire when he said, “Persistence and resilience only come from having been given the chance to work through difficult problems.”

Well playas…the Indiana Pacers have become experts at workin’ through difficult problems. Durin’ the first couple of months of the season it seemed like every time you turned around somebody was on the injury report. Obviously, Paul George has been out rehabbin’ a broken leg but boyz kept goin’ down like Mary J. Blige. Frank Vogel has experimented with so many different lineups and rotations this season that boyz need to start callin’ him Dr. Frankenstein.

Now that everybody’s healthy the Good Dr. has these boyz rollin’! Winners of 10 out of their last 12 and 4 in a row as they banged with, as Frank told me durin’ the pre-game interview, “The best next man up team in sports,” the Chicago Bulls. The Pacers walked out of the joint with a 98-84 victory.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Bulls the "used" to be the best next man up team in sports playa but now the Pacers have bum rushed them for the nickname. With the win on Friday night they’ve now tied the dull Miami Heat for the 8^th and final playoff spot in the East. I keep tellin’ you boyz that the former Heatles without their “Ringo Star” won’t make the cut down the stretch because D. Wade’s knees want out bruh. He simply can’t carry them without Bosh.

So all the Pacers need to do is keep bangin’ and drinkin’ the Frankenstein Kool-Aid. Boyz were drunk off of it on Friday night. They all should have been pulled over for DUI because Frank is mixin’ it strong. The Pacers starters scored 49 points as well as the bench! Wheredeydodatat?

They had six duns in double figures led by Solomon Hill with 16! Rodney Stuckey was delirious comin’ off of the bench with 12 points, 7 rebounds and 5 assists. While the Frenchman, Ian Mahimni, was darn near comatose with 14 points and 11 rebounds. Both David West and C.J. Miles staggered out of the ride holdin' that dull Solo Cup with 10 points each. However, D. West clipped these boyz comin’ into the parkin’ lot with 10 rebounds and throwin’ 5 dimes as well.

I’m just glad that everyone got home safely because Frank is makin’ drinks stronger than Isaac from the Love Boat playa! Boyz are believin’ the hype and this team may be even more fun to watch than the previous two that made it to the Eastern Conference Finals and Paul George has yet to lace them up pimpin’!

Can you imagine the energy in the buildin’ when PG-13 debuts? They’ll have to tell Frank to stop mixin’ drinks that night and only give a boy what’s on tap because somebody is gonna get hurt. 

Yeah, I know that PG won’t be in any game shape but his presence will give this team that’s already fightin’ for a playoff spot even more hope. Have you seen how the presence of George Hill has intensified the drinks at Frank’s bar? When PG laces them up boyz won’t be able to take shots to the head. They’ll have to simply babysit that joint all night and sip on it.

All the mad scientist needs is that final ingredient and then it’s on and poppin! But until then he’ll keep servin’ up this Kool-Aid and bumpin' that J-Kwon joint "Typsy" as boyz keep drinkin’ it. Up next the dull Knicks! Stop me when I start lyin’!

P.S.: Check out all of the Behind the Scenes video footage from this game with Ya Boy by poppin' this link "Pacers Cred!"

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Spit some fire: verb – to share some very important information, to hold court and teach a boy somethin’.
2) Goin’ down like Mary J. Blige: reference to her hit song “I’m Goin’ Down” in 1994 from the My Life LP.
3) 100: verb – to give you 100 percent of what I know playa. To be completely transparent.
4) Bum Rush: verb – to take with force
5) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for, “Who does that?
6) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
7) Throwin’ Dimes: verb – to throw assists
8) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get me point across to.
9) Dull: adjective – to be terrible and embarrassin’ at the same time. So bad that when a boy says your name they shake their head.
10) J-Kwon: noun - Rapper from St. Louis that had a hit called "Typsy" in 2003.
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