Pawn (Why Malcolm Butler is gonna be nice & take the truck but he's ain't drivin' it)

"What? I don't want that ole wack truck either bruh!"

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, the 18^th century German writer, once said, “Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago.” Lawrence G. Lovasik, the famous priest, gave it to us like this, “It is just as cowardly to judge an absent person as it is wicked to strike a defenseless one. Only the ignorant and narrow- minded gossip, for they speak of persons instead of things.” Then Don Herold, the accomplished cartoonist, spit some fire when he said, “It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.”

Well playas...most of the duns on sports radio and television proved to the world just how ignorant they were this week by simply sayin’ one thing. “Tom Brady’s got it!” What they were referrin’ to was ole boy’s bread! By winnin’ the Super Bowl MVP Award, Chevy presented to him a dull pickup truck that he obviously didn’t want so he decided to pawn it off to his teammate Malcolm Butler, the cat that caught the game winnin’ interception.

However, in order to do that he would first have to pay taxes on the gift from Chevy then pay a gift tax for givin’ ole boy the truck. That means that he would have had to pay 22 stacks for something that he didn’t want in the first place. Finally, Chevy has decided to just give Butler the freakin’ truck and he’ll have to pay taxes on the joint.

Well, let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Don’t give me anything that’s gonna cost me money bruh! You aren’t doin’ a boy any favors by tellin’ him that he earned a free truck that ain’t free. Yeah, I know what the laws are but for that reason alone keep your wack truck. If a boy wants a whip then he can just go buy him one. Don’t jam him up to pay for somethin’ that he didn’t ask for. Wheredaydodatat?

Then these clowns on sports radio and television all week have been showin’ their ignorance by continuin’ to repeat, “Tom Brady’s got it!” The first rule of man hood playa is, “Never count another man’s money!” Whenever you got cats countin’ your bread they’re what we call natural born haters. What Tom Brady’s got in the bank has absolutely nothin’ to do with this situation. If he doesn’t want to pay taxes on somethin’ that he didn’t want it’s his prerogative.

It blows my mind when cats say, “All bruh you got it!” Yeah playboy, duns have it because they know how to manage it. It’s the idiots that get it and pay taxes on stuff they don’t want or need that go broke. And that’s the edited version playa!

Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh! What young professional athlete wants a freakin’ pickup truck? I can see if a boy had a job that requires haulin’ or if he was the neighborhood fix it man but he’s an NFL quarterback that has made more than $150 million. He doesn’t want a pickup truck. Give that dun a Phantom or a Bugatti and I’ll bet that he’d be willin’ to pay the taxes on that.

Now Chevy is gonna stick Malcolm Butler with the taxes on that darn truck. Guess what playa? He doesn’t want the freakin’ truck either. Sure, he’s a minimum wage cat but minimum wage in the league is 420 stacks per year and he made an additional 165 durin’ the playoffs. So he made $585,000 this year. So do you think that dun is about to pull up in the hood after catchin’ the game winnin’ touchdown in the Super Bowl in a darn pickup truck bruh? You gotta be outta yo cotton pickin’ mind!

He might be the low man on the totem pole in that locker room but in the real world he’s rich and he’s been waitin’ his whole life for this moment. Oh, I’m talkin’ crazy? The average salary in America is $29,000 per year. The average household income is $50,000 pimpin’! So therefore, relatively speakin’ that dun is rich and he’s not pullin’ up in a pickup unless he’s the fix it man and he’s not him. Ole boy can’t wait to get to the crib pushin’ a fat whip with the windows cracked at eye brow.

So yeah, he’s gonna take the truck because ole Tom pawned it off on him and he doesn’t wanna look like the ungrateful rookie but he’s never gonna be in it. His boyz will though! Stop me when I start lyin!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Fire: noun – information, knowledge
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, chick etc.
3) Ole boy: noun – the other cat that I’m talkin’ about.
4) Stack: noun – one thousand dollars
5) Wack: adjective – corny
6) Wheredaydodatat?: An exclamation highlightin’ the stupidity or lack of logic in the precedin’ statement playboy.
7) Natural Born Haters: noun, plural – jealous cats, people that are envious
8) Pushin’: verb – drivin’
9) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle
10) Cracked at eye brow: to roll the tinted windows in your car down to eye brow level so that boyz can see you but not see you. You want the attention but you want cats to work for it. Holla At Ya Boy!
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