Dumb Exercise (Why the NFL Combine was a complete waste of time forJameis Winston)

 

"Really dawg? Y'all got me out here for this?"

Martha Beck, the sociologist and best-selling author, once said, “All mental hygiene is based on the core practice of doing nothing. Most of us are good at wasting time, staring at the wall while telling ourselves we should be working. We call this doing nothing, but our brains are furiously active. We think constantly, and our thinking is often rife with distress.” Dean Kamen, the inventor, broke it down like this, “I don’t want to waste any time. And if you are not working on important things, you are wasting time.” Then Benjamin Franklin poured out a lil’ liquor for all the dead homies when he said, “If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality.”

Well playas…I’m with ole Ben when it comes to the NFL Combine! Nothin’ is more of a freakin’ waste of time than this dumb exercise at least when it comes to the obvious top tier potential draft picks. Everybody and their momma’s momma showed up to see Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota talk to the press, workout and analyze their bodies etc.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Duns ran up/down/out to Indianapolis to see this foolishness and walked away with what I’ve been tellin’ you clowns for the past year. Jameis Winston will be the first pick in the draft because he’s the best quarterback available and Tampa needs a drop back quarterback. Marcus Mariota is to some degree, regardless of his athleticism, a project because he’s never run a pro-style offense. That janky spread/hi-jinx he ran at Oregon doesn’t fly in the NFL.

Most of all, a lot of these clowns in the media are lookin’ stupid this mornin’ because again Jameis walks out of the joint lookin’ like I told these duns that he would. Mel Kiper is lookin’ like the biggest piece of emotional wreckage out of the bunch. Durin’ the season when Jameis brain farted, jumped up on the table and hollered the obscenity. Kiper let his emotions take over and he got in national TV and said that I’m droppin’ him from my No.3 spot all the way to No.23. Like there were suddenly 20 players better than Jamies born on that day that played college football. Now he’s gone from No. 23 to No.1 Mel? Now who looks like Willie Lump-Lump?

Since I’m on the dull media, let me go all the way in on these cats that somehow keep a job by askin’ dumb “A” questions. Some chick asked Jameis, “How are you gonna do all of the things that you’re sayin’ you’re supposed to do as a franchise quarterback and keep your word because Johnny Manziel said the same thing and didn’t? Day 1, Page 1, Rule No.1 don’t EVER ask a freakin’ question to a person about what another man did or did not do because that question has no answer. Don’t ask questions that don’t have answers! Questions that will get canned answers are questions that don’t have answers.

I’ve been in sales for 25 years and in order for me to eat I’ve got to ask questions that legitimately have answers. I can’t waste my clients time with dumb “A” questions because they’ll walk away. When they walk away I don’t eat! These media type cats need to understand that concept. You’re completely wastin’ a boy’z time when you ask a question that doesn’t have an answer. And don’t ask a question because you think you should. If it doesn’t contribute to conversation just shut up and learn from the duns that know how to ask questions.

Then everybody gets all wrapped up into Mariota and Winston workin’ out. They both threw the football and got boyz all hyped up. Now what were you expectin’ bruh? They’re throwin’ the football to wide open receivers in shorts and they are elite players.

What completely blows my mind is the number of idiots that put stock in the freakin’ waste of time drills and their results. Mariota ran a 4.52 in the forty which was faster than 10 wide receivers. Winston ran a 4.97 and a 4.99 and boyz tripped that he was slow. Did anybody with half a brain think that Jameis Winston could run?

Let me put it where the goats can get it. What asset is it to an NFL quarterback to be able to be faster than most wide receivers or for that matter as slow as some down linemen? Neither one of them will ever outrun a defender because the instruction in the NFL is to get down before a boy blows your head off. So therefore, it’s of no consequence for either of them to put any stock in their ability to run or not.

Sure, Mariota may be able to extend some plays but he’s still gotta be smart enough to get rid of the ball. Otherwise, he’ll end up like Michael Vick or RGIII banged up 90 percent of the time. It’s really a liability for a quarterback to come into the league bein’ as fast as Mariota because he naturally thinks that he can outrun a boy and will end up takin’ chances with his body that never turns out good. However, on the other hand, Winston knows that he can’t run so he doesn’t even attempt to take off and run just like Peyton Manning, Tom Brady and other traditional drop-back passers. Andrew Luck ran a 4.5 playboy! Have you ever seen him run past a boy? It’s almost like havin’ a gun with no bullets. It’s there but you’re NEVER gonna use it.

Then the circus turns to what a boy did in the vertical jump. Mariota had a 36-inch vertical vs. Winston’s 28 ½ inch joint. Now tell me when is a quarterback ever on the field jumpin’ other that givin’ a boy a high-five or a chest bump? If the freakin’ center snaps the ball over his head guess whose fault it is pimpin’? So are you tellin’ me that you’re gonna draft a cat or not draft him based on his ability to jump? Give me a freakin’ break!

These media types keep talkin’ about how impressive Mariota and Winston have been in the interviews. So what you’re really tellin’ me is that they answered all of the questions about themselves that way they were supposed to? That they understood the game of football at the level that they should to get the job that they’ve been dreamin’ about their entire lives. That interview bruh?

Even the interviews to some degree are a waste of time especially when you get a playa hatin’ GM or owner in the room that simply doesn’t get it. Remember when boyz were askin’ Dez Bryant if his momma was a prostitute or not? Remember that bruh? Like if she were they weren’t gonna draft him. Again, why are the elite players taken through this dumb exercise?

Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota walked in and out of the joint as well as the teams and media with the same outlook. Well… maybe not some of these playa hatin’ media cats. Many of them actually thought that Jameis was gonna fall apart at doin’ what he does best. Keep this in mind pimpin’; this is the first year of his life that he’s focused on football in the off-season. He’s been playin’ baseball every year. So he’s about to blow your playa hatin’ mind.

"Ya momma wears knobs and thick & thins bruh!"

A couple of weeks ago duns were circulatin’ a picture of him without a shirt on and he had a gut. Hatin’ cats all over the country includin’ the media were lovin’ it. All that told me was that those fools haven’t watched a down of college football over the past two seasons. Jameis Winston is the worse built football player in America. He’s the Carmelo Anthony and Paul Pierce of football bruh! He’s freakin Byron Leftwich in a cat suit bruh! He’s nasty built but he was 26-1as a starter. When you can prove that a six pack can win 26 of 27 games then I’ll listen to you playboy but until then he can look like Jaba the Hutt.

All I’m sayin’ is stop wastin’ folks time with this foolishness and if you’re gonna have a combine just invite the duns that you aren’t as familiar with. Also send some of these so-called journalists to “Askin’ Questions 101” before they show up too. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy etc.
2) Janky- adjective – made up on the fly, nontraditional
3) Willie Lump-Lump: adjective – to look stupid
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