Complicated Lie (How the NFL is now pullin' an O.J. trial with this Deflategate foolishness)

"Oh! So y'all gone play me like that?"

Baltasar Gracian, the 17^th century Spanish writer and philosopher, once said, “A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.” Winston Churchill gave it to us like this, “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” Then Denis Diderot, the 18^th century French philosopher, jumps out of a whip bumpin’ that Timex Social Club “Rumors” joint and says, “We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.”

Well listen up playas…the NFL is now tryin’ to force feed a lie to a boy that flatters them and their reputation. Four sources close to the NFL’s investigation of “Deflategate” told the duns over at ESPN’s “Outside the Lines” that a locker room attendant tried to give an alternate official in charge of special teams footballs an unapproved ball in the first half of the AFC Championship Game. They even go as far as to name the dun just to put him on blast to throw boyz off of the scent of Tom Brady and ole Bill Belichick. They’re also completely changin’ the story as to how the freakin’ NFL was notified durin’ the game of this foolishness.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Now these cats are tryin’ to tell us that the NFL was notified of this foolishness in the first half when the freakin’ alternate official hollers at the NFL’s Vice President of game operations, Mike Kensil, who was at the game sittin’ in the press box. Instead of the original story that after D’Qwell Jackson of the Indianapolis Colts picked off Tom Brady he gave the ball to the Colts equipment guy that noticed that the ball was under inflated.

Now these cats have gone from the Patriots offensive balls to freakin’ special teams balls. I can’t make this stuff up bruh! Everybody and their momma’s momma know that there were 11 of 12 balls that are in question over this foolishness. Now all of a sudden some dun that’s in charge of the official’s locker room is tryin’ to hand a boy that’s an alternate a kicker’s ball? Now I’m Bo-Bo the Fool or Willie Lump-Lump or somebody!

They go on to say that they aren’t sure if he’s the same locker room attendant that took footballs from the official’s locker room to another area before the game and stopped in the restroom for 90 seconds off of camera. If you’ve already put this cat on blast as bein’ 48-year old Jim McNally and you’ve got a dun on tape takin’ the balls and disappearin’ for 90 seconds. It’s either him or it’s not!

If you know who I am and you tell the police that I took some Funions from the convenience store across the street and they’ve got video tape of a boy takin’ some Lemon Heads from Fat Daddy’s Candy store. Then you should be able to tell them whether it’s me or not. “I’m not sure” means that you’re runnin’ game with whoever doesn’t want the truth to come out.

Don’t tell me that you know for a fact that this dude tried to give a boy an unapproved ball. However, you’re not sure if he’s the same cat on the tape goin’ to the toilet. Even if you can’t see his face good bruh you know if it’s him or not especially if you've been workin' with him for 10 years. 

Everybody that works with you knows it’s you even if they can’t see your face because they know your walk, your mannerisms etc. I don’t need to see the whites of a boy’s eyes to tell you it’s Pookie comin’ out of the freakin’ liquor store holdin’ a gun. I see him all of the time. I know what that fool looks like! Stop with this foolishness NFL!

The Patriots won the Super Bowl so you’ve got to pin it on somebody other than the duns that did it because the league would look guilty of helpin’ Robert Kraft and Co. manipulate its way to another championship. You’ve got to paint this cat as some rogue locker room guy actin’ on his own. I get that bruh but don’t change the story midstream because you’ve already started tellin’ me somethin’ else.

Just stick with the dun you originally jammed up and tell us that it’s on him, pay him his bread and keep it movin’! See you’ve complicated the lie by tellin’ boyz that you don’t know if he is him. You’ve complicated the lie by goin’ from offensive balls to special teams balls. You’ve complicated the lie by tellin’ us that the alternate official tipped the league off after the McNally slipped him an under inflated ball.

You’re makin’ the same mistakes Marsha Clark and ole dull Christopher Darden made when they tried to convict O.J.’s ignorant butt! And that’s the edited version. Let the evidence be what it is bruh! Don’t start plantin’ too small gloves on the scene and goin’ to get racist cops to help the case because it’s gonna blow up in your face. 

O.J. was dead guilty but then boyz started tryin' to spice it up by addin' extras to the mix and ole Johnny made them pay. However, Orenthal James couldn't stay out of his own way though. That's why he's locked up today.

Just stick with the original lie playboy! We all know that you’re lyin’ but stay focused. Like Big Momma used to say, “Now you done pissed me off changin’ the lie on me!” At least the homies will respect you in the mornin’ for stickin’ with the first lie. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Whip: noun – a luxury vehicle
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
3) On Blast: verb – to tell on a boy so that the public would know who he is. To call out.
4) Bo-Bo the Fool/Willie Lump-Lump: adjective – the act of tryin’ to play me for a fool. Straight up lyin’ to a boy and expectin’ him to believe it.
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