Tail Bone ( Why it doesn't matter if the balls were deflated in NewEngland bruh)

Coaches in the Press Box:"They caught us dawg!'
Bill: "Don't look up! Don't say nothin'! Keep coachin'!"

Stephen Hawking, the English theoretical physicist, once said, “People won’t have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.” Dennis Prager, the conservative radio talk show host, pulled up in the Big Body Chevy and shouted, “Complaining not only ruins everybody else’s day, it ruins the complainer’s day too. The more we complain, the more unhappy we get.” Then Zig Ziglar, the sales guru, laid it out like a G when he said, “Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining – it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn’t solve any problems.”

Well playboy…boyz have been runnin’ around this piece complainin’ about the New England Patriots deflatin’ balls for two days now! Accordin’ to reports a pick by Indianapolis Colts linebacker D’Qwell Jackson in the second quarter set all of this in motion. Ole boy got the pick and gave the rock to the equipment staff who noticed that it was not fully inflated and told Chuck Pagano.

Ryan Grigson was then informed in the press box and he contacted the NFL director of football operations Mike Kensil, who then told the refs at halftime. Now the score was 17-7 at that point. However, final score was 45-7 bruh!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Now if the freakin’ NFL and the refs knew that the balls were not fully inflated at the half then the problem was solved at the half playboy! Even if these duns were tryin’ to cheat the jig was up at that point and they still beat the brakes off of the Colts. So what does that tell you?

It wouldn’t have mattered if the balls had no air in them or helium bruh they were gonna blast the Colts! Why? Because they were a better team that’s why! They’ve beaten them six straight times and the last four times they’ve beat them by at least three touchdowns! Stop it with the Deflate Gate playa! You’re playin’ yourself!

It wouldn’t have mattered if LaGarrette Blount was carryin’ a tennis ball or a medicine ball pimpin’! He was gonna tote the rock! Did he need a better grip to carry that joint 30 times for 148 yards and score 3 touchdowns? Stop it!

OK let’s just say that they tried to cheat a boy and they probably did. I’ll give you that. Why? Because Belichick is like ole Uncle Sal that just got out of prison and you can’t leave him in the crib by himself. He’ll steal everything that’s not nailed down. His reputation precedes him.

He got caught with his hands in the whole Spy Gate joint. So you already knew that dun wss guilty even before the NFL came back with its findings that 11 of the 12 balls were in fact under inflated. He’s like O.J. Simpson bruh! He just can’t help himself. He can’t just go somewhere and sit down. He’s gotta keep on foolin’ with boyz until he gets locked up or kicked out of the league and if they do kick him out, good riddance.

However, the Colts still got ran out of the joint even after they caught him with his pants down. So I don’t wanna hear any excuses Colts fans. No way can you explain a boy puttin’ an additional 28 points on the board after the fact. If the final score was 17-7 then I’d listen. But 45-7 means that they could have been playin’ with a Wiffle Ball and they were gonna dig in that tail bone. And that’s the edited version playa and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Pick: Interception
2) Rock: the ball in this case a football
3) Bruh: short for brother, my man, my dude, homeboy, playa
4) Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st!: Let me give it to you straight with no chaser. Let me make it as clear as Vodka for you.
5) Pimpin’: another word for homeboy, playa, man etc.
6) Tote the rock: Carry the ball
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