Brown Bag (How the Pacers violated hood protocol lettin' Mo Williams go off for 52)

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Richard Branson once said, “Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again.” Jay-Z gave it to us like this, “The burden of poverty isn’t just that you don’t always have the things you need, it’s the feeling of being embarrassed every day of your life, and you’d do anything to lift that burden.” Then Ralph Peters, the famous author, shut the buildin’ down with, “We will not be beaten. But we may be shamed and embarrassed on a needlessly long road to victory.”

Well playas…the Indiana Pacers were not only shamed and embarrassed but they were also beaten 110-101 by some duns that showed up on a 15 game losin’ streak. The Minnesota Timberwolves came into the joint 5-31 not havin’ won a freakin’ game since December 10 when they beat Portland. They hadn’t won a road game since November 10! Wheredeydodatat?

Now keep in mind that the Pacers lost over the weekend to a Philly team that was just as bad bruh! But the most embarrassin’ part about the loss to Minnesota was that they allowed Mo Williams to pop them for 52 points. Boyz can take a loss all day because after all, it is the NBA. You can lose a game at anytime.

But let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If Kobe hit a boy up for 52 we ain’t trippin’! If it were LeBron comin’ in gettin’ it or Melo, Steph Curry, duns like that…it is what it is. But Mo Williams can’t hit you up for 52 bruh! I don’t care what kind of zone he’s in. And the crazy thing about it, he was out there talkin’ trash to a boy! And that’s the edited version! He was not only givin’ it to C.J. Watson but he was tellin’ that there was nothin’ he could do about it.

Ole boy said, “I was telling C.J. Watson during the game, I said, ‘There was nothing you are going to do today, don’t even worry about it.” What!!!! Mo Williams is a nobody bruh! He’s still gettin’ carded at the club! That dun hasn’t been in the VIP section since he and LeBron were teammates and he’s out there talkin’ crazy to a boy?

Every cat on the Pacers squad was in complete violation of Hood Protocol Rule No.35 Section 2 Article 7, “Never let a boy with no reputation talk trash to you!” And Rule No. 47, Section 5 Article 8, “Not ever let a regular cat embarrass you on the court. If he’s not a stud and he scores 28 points punch him in the throat to sit him down.”

These boyz act like they aren’t from where I’m from. How dare you let Mo Williams of all people blast you for 52 points? Who cares about the loss? They play so many games in the league that losin’ to Minnesota gets lost in the shuffle by next week. But lettin’ Mo pop you for 52 is problem. That’s like gettin’ beat up on lunch hour by E. Love, the dun that stood on stage with LL Cool J when he first came out. The only reason we even know E. Love’s name is because he was LL’s boy. That same concept applies with Mo. The only reason we know his name is because he played with LeBron.

Now all kind of boyz are gonna be tryin’ to take shots at the Pacers. They may as well let Delante West back in the league and hit these boyz up for 52. Go get Mush Parker while you’re at it bruh.

I know Frank Vogel was on the sideline in his Vince Lombardi voice, “What the hell is goin’ on out here?” I mean the Pacers played well enough to win otherwise. They had 6 cats in double figures led by the wet jumper of C.J. Miles with 22. C.J. Watson dropped 17 as Rodney Stuckey unloaded 13, Luis Scola had 11, and D. West had 12 and 6. Roy Hibbert even got out of the car for a for 21 minutes and gave ‘em 10 and 8. However, that dun got ejected for pullin’ Gorgui Dieng down intentionally from behind. Now on some real talk, he should have gotten punched in the throat for that foolishness. He could have seriously injured ole boy.

The entire Pacers team has to meet with the Hood Advisory Board this mornin’ to discuss their punishment for violatin’ hood protocol by lettin’ Mo have his way. I believe that sanctions as serious as a loss of ghetto passes for up to a year are in order. That means that you can’t swing through the hood and get some brown bag or get your car washed with some Boony’s. No Long’s donuts or stoppin’ by to see family and friends. Since I’m the president of the board that’s my recommendation. Stop me when I start lyin’!

 

Playas Thesaurus:

1)Dun: The person in question, dude, guy, etc.
2)Brown Bag: Hood take out spot. Called brown bag because your food is put in a brown bag. Includes soul food, ribs, chicken or fish.
3)Boony’s: Hood brand of car air freshener originated in Gary, In. by my man Boony! Smell good.

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