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Well playboy…the Indiana Pacers are far from bein’ a championship team but they’ve got the resilience of a freakin’ polar bear in patent leather shoes dancin’ on ice. After gainin’ some much needed confidence on Monday night by beatin’ the brakes off of Kobe and the Cosby Kids. They rolled out to LA to see the Clip Joint on Wednesday night and took those boyz to the wire losin’ 102-100 in a thriller.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Lob City needed every piece of energy and production they could muster out of their big guns just to get out of the joint alive against these Pacers bruh! After rollin’ through Indy a week ago and gettin’ 103-96 victory at Bankers Life, boyz figured it would be a walk in the park at the crib.
Well playa, they grabbed the picnic basket and the blanket figurin’ that they’d do a late evenin’ stroll past these duns. Instead, the Pacers went straight for the basket and the freakin’ porridge. It was all hands on deck to get out of the forest alive for the Clippers. They needed 31 points and 16 rebounds out of Blake Griffin, 15 points and 23 rebounds from DeAndre Jordan, 20 and 9 from CP3 and 16 from J.J. Redick bruh! Boyz couldn’t believe that was an 8-18 team they just got into it with. Unbelievable!
When the Pacers pulled up to the park and saw the Clip Joint strollin’ through everybody unbuckled their seat belts before the ride even stopped and dove out on a boy except for you know who. David West came out on a boy with 17 points and 10 rebounds. C.J. Miles kept that wet jumper in his pocket from Monday night against the Lakers and it was still drippin’ in LA with 17 points. Both Stuck and C.J. Watson brought a 12-pack to the party and Solo loaned a boy a 10 spot. Luis Scola shook things up with 10 points and 8 rebounds and the big homie Lavoy Allen was a beast with a dozen as he snatched 14 picnic baskets in the process. Everybody jumped out of the ride and was squabbin’ in the middle of the park but Ole Roy.
That dun was laid up in the back seat listenin’ to some Katie Perry roarin’ with his feet hangin’ out of the window again. He finished the night with 7 measly points and 3 rebounds on just 16 minutes. DeAndre Jordan went to work on this cat from the word go. I officially say that the Roy Hibbert project is over in Indy bruh. I know that it’s gonna be hard to move him because nobody is crazy enough to absorb that contract. But I say pull an old school hood hustle move on ‘em and spot-a-boy half of the joint and get somebody else.
I know that I lost some of you cats with that terminology playa. “Spot-a-boy” means to split the contract with the cat you’re makin’ the deal with. Roy’s makin’ $13.6 million this year so keep payin’ let’s say 7 of it and unload him to a boy for 6.6. That way you can get someone in to help your team. Put your trust in Lavoy until Ian Mahimni gets back because that dun is finished. Tell Big Momma that he was a project that never worked out.
Think about it bruh, you lose a tight ball game on the road by 2 points and you’ve got a cat that’s 7’2” 290lbs. sittin’ in the ride singin’ Katie Perry joints that only gives you 7 points and 3 rebounds. If he gives you a solid 10 and 8 you get out of the joint with a “W” and even more confidence goin’ to Denver. I’m just sayin’! So in my opinion, it’s worth unloadin’ that dun and payin’ $7 million of his salary. Stop me when I start lyin’!
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