Juicy (How Andrew Luck kept the Colts' 2ndary from really lookin' like some busters)

"Hey turn that Biggie up bruh! Just so these boyz know!"

William Shakespeare once said, “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.” Wilma Rudolph slowed down long enough to say, “Never underestimate the power of dreams and the influence of the human spirit. We are all the same in this notion. The potential for greatness lives within each of us.” Then Bob Marley put the herbs and spices down long enough to say, “The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.”

Well playboy…Ole Bob must have been talkin’ about Andrew Luck because the third year pro definitely has the ability to affect those around him positively. In the process of torchin’ the Washington Redskins on Sunday 49-27 he put boyz on notice. In the famous words of the Notorious B.I.G., “If you don’t know! Now you know!”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Andrew Luck just keeps lettin’ boyz know that he ain’t no punk out here and that he’s got this playa. He put up 370 yards and threw 5 touchdown passes in front of Big Momma and nem. Now for all of you simple minded individuals that don’t know who “nem” is, nem is anybody that rolled in with Big Momma. Now be quiet and let me finish.

In the process of beatin’ the brakes off of Washington ole boy broke Peyton Manning’s franchise record for the most 300-yard passin’ games in one season with 10. He also became only the fifth cat in the NFL since 1970 to win 30 regular-season games in their first three seasons and only the third player to throw for 4,000 yards in two of their first three seasons. The only other two duns to do it were Peyton Manning and Dan Marino.

So I guess all of the suckas that were screamin’ for the Colts to draft RGIII have officially been banished from the city forever huh? The thought of even comin’ back to town would be an immediate butt whoopin’! And that’s the edited version! That’s why players play, coaches coach, GM’s and presidents make personnel decisions and fans show up and cheer. Don’t ever get that twisted.

When you go to Big Momma’s house to eat you just sit down and eat right? You wouldn’t dare walk into the kitchen and try to cook would you? Well...you wouldn’t if you knew how Big Momma really gets down. She always keeps her pistol within arm’s reach playboy don’t ever forget that.

Did you see RGIII walkin’ up and down the sideline on Sunday bruh? He looked like a wounded puppy followin’ Colt McCoy around like he really wanted to help. Every time McCoy sat down ole boy slid up next to him like he wanted to put his shoes on and keep his thigh pads and rib protector warm. Colt had that look like, “Man get up off me! I’m goin’ to work on these boyz out here. I just don’t play defense bruh!

On some real talk, the Colts defensive secondary completely hid behind the success of Andrew Luck on Sunday pimpin’! They were horrendous in every aspect of the word playa. Colt McCoy got at them for 392 yards and 3 touchdowns. Don’t let that run out of the door without bein’ called out. You can jump around and high five all day long playa but if Luck wasn't Luck on Sunday you'd be gettin' torched by the local and national media this mornin' for completely soilin' the mattress.

I know that the Colts won the freakin’ game but the game was pretty much over mid-way through the second quarter. In the words of the old school coaches in the projects, “Once the game is in hand you start playin’ against yourself, the potential of the remainin’ duns on your schedule and the boyz you’ll run into in the playoffs.” You can’t afford to wet the bed like that against Dallas in a few weeks and you definitely can’t go out to New England and do that in the playoffs.

Givin’ up 392 to a dun like Colt McCoy is a problem! I’m not trippin’ if were Peyton, Tom Brady or Aaron Rogers but Colt McCoy bruh? That’s a serious problem. Up next Johnny Football and the Browns at Cleveland and stop me when I start lyin’!

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