Bad Boy (Why Andrew Luck was bumpin' some old-school Puff Daddy in Cleveland)

"Oh I'm still here playboy!"
Denis Waitley, the motivational speaker, once said, “Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the roadblocks that lay before you.” Ralph Bunche, the political scientist and Nobel Peace Prize winner, gave it to us like this, “To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up.” Then Isoroku Yamamoto, the Japanese commander-in-chief of the Combined Fleet in World War II, shut the buidlin’ down with, “I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.”

Well playas…the Cleveland Browns did everything in their power to disrupt Andrew Luck and the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday and all they did was awaken the beast. What they didn’t realize about the young boy was that he has more resolve than an old cat hangin’ out in McDonald’s every mornin’ readin’ the paper and lyin’ to fellas. Luck and the Colts got bullied for nearly 57 minutes and then walked out of the joint with a 25-24 victory.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Browns defense had Luck in the bathroom takin’ his lunch money and sneakers. They were completely assaultin’ the Colts wide receivers every time they came off of the line of scrimmage bruh. Talk about bump and run! These boyz renamed the joint cold cock and sprint!

At one point they had Luck in the toilet beggin’ for his belongings bruh! He tried to get loose but it wasn’t happenin’. Ole boy fumbled a joint in the end zone that was picked up for a touchdown and then he threw a dull pick six. The great Andrew Luck seemed to be discombobulated by the pressure and the dull Dog Pound were lovin’ it!

What these boyz in Cleveland didn’t realize was that this young boy has the “It Factor” and the Colts have traditionally started slow this year. After only bein’ down 14-7 at the half, Luck was able to call his homeboys into the toilet to do the bullyin’!

In the second half the Browns were held to only three first-downs and again it made them second guess the Johnny Football situation. Brian Hoyer finished 14 of 31 for 140 yards and 2 dull picks. I’d say that next week has Johnny Football all over it bruh! They forced 4 Colts turnovers; 2 fumbles and 2 dull picks but still lost at the crib. Yep Johnny Football is takin’ selfies right now.

Andrew Luck still walked out of the joint with 294 yards, 2 touchdowns and his dignity playboy. Nobody will remember the 2 picks or the fumble in the end zone. Why? Because of the resolve that he showed on the road and the dignity he displayed after winnin’ the freakin’ game. Now I would have preferred that he drive out of the joint bumpin’ that old-school Puff Daddy, “We Ain’t Go-in No-where!” And maybe he did bruh!

Don’t think for one minute that Luck was the only cat out there gettin’ assaulted in the John! T.Y. Hilton was gettin’ pushed and shoved all over the field by the Cleveland secondary but he wiped his shoulders off and got busy. Even though these cats were tryin’ to give him the business out there he continued to ball out with 10 catches for 150 yards and 2 touchdowns. T.Y. doesn’t weigh but a “Buck-O-Five” like the old timers used to say and he’s just tall enough to sit on the curve.

Resolve is what allowed these boyz to get out of Cleveland alive! To win a game like that shows a lot of character and discipline. Now on some real talk, Chuck Pagano light weight panicked with 4 minutes left in the third quarter when the Colts scored to close the gap 21-16. Instead of kickin’ the extra point ole boy tried a two-point conversion and missed when he didn’t need to. Luckily Andrew Luck bailed him out and now it’s water under the bridge. But the boyz in the barber shop saw it and will always remember it. Well at least for the next couple of days. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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