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Tom Price, the U.S. Representative from Georgia, once said, “One person’s embarrassment is another person’s accountability.” Christian Bale, the famous actor, said it this way, “But I learned that there’s a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happily with embarrassment, there’s not much else that can really get to ya.” Then Douglas Engelbart, the computer and internet pioneer, put a bow on it with, “The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.”
Well in that case playa, I hope that the Indiana Pacers can’t tolerate much more embarrassment because these duns need to mature ASAP! The Denver Nuggets got trucked on Wednesday night in Portland givin’ up 84 points by halftime so they must have reached their peak of embarrassment because they came into Bankers Life Fieldhouse and beat the brakes, doors, transmission, seats and rear view mirrors off of the Indiana Pacers 108-87.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! These boyz got bullied from the word go in this one bruh! When the Nuggets walked into the buildin’ they had the wish factor. “I wish a boy would be sittin’ in my seat!” For all of you suburban type cats that means that they were lookin’ for a reason to beat a boy down. Just say the wrong thing or look at me funny and it’s on and poppin’.
Well the Pacers came out of the locker room and that was the wrong look bruh! They may as well have stepped on the Nuggets shoes at an old school house party and kept walkin’ because the next thing I know boyz were gettin’ drug out of the front door and stomped in the front yard.
Denver had seven cats in double figures as they outscored the Pacers 34-19 in the second quarter. It’s like Brian Shaw just unleashed these boyz and they went to work on Indiana. Well he did unleash Indianapolis area high school great and my homeboy’s son Garry Harris on them though. Lil’ G made his NBA depute and immediately went to work scorin’ 13 points goin’ 6 of 10 from the field and yokin’ on Ian Mahimni like a video game. For all of you non-hood minded individuals to yoke is to dunk on a boy when he sees it comin’ but there’s nothin’ he can do about it. In my Bernie Mac voice, “Nutin’! Nutin’!”
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| G gets his first NBA dunk and mom misses it! Lol! |
No Excuses bruh! They’ve had the sick and shut-in list all season and the reserve cats have played well. In every game they’ve hustled and scrapped their way into positions to win. Unfortunately, they haven’t closed the deal on at least 4 of the 7 joints they’ve lost but they gave a maximum effort. However, they just got bullied on Friday night playboy. It was like Big Momma gave them some cough syrup before the game because these duns were sleep walkin’ for four quarters.
Denver outworked the Pacers on both ends of the floor and pretty much bullied them into sayin’ Uncle and givin’ up their sneakers and jewelry by mid-way through the third quarter. At one point Denver was up by 32 holdin’ a boy out of a hotel window like Big Red in the Five Heartbeats sayin’, “My office hours are from 9 to 5!” Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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