Grand Theft (Why Bulls fans should be charged with accessory for defendin' D. Rose)

"Hey dawg...you better get yo stuff together!
And that's the edited version!"

Doris Lessing, the 20^th century British playwright and poet, once said, “Borrowing is not much better than begging; just as lending with interest is not much better than stealing.” Douglas Horton, the famous Protestant clergyman, gave it to us like this, “Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.” Then Patrick Leahy, the United States senator from Vermont, took all of the skin off of the potato with, “Stealing is stealing. I don’t care if it’s on the internet or you’re breaking into a warehouse somewhere – its theft.”

That’s right playboy...stealin’ is stealin’. I don’t care if it’s a boy robbin’ the ice cream man at gun point for all of his Bomb Pops or just sittin’ on the bench and collectin’ a check! Stealin’ is stealin’! On Thursday night Derrick Rose injures his hamstring in a win over the Toronto Raptors 100-93 and didn’t return. So in my Big Momma voice when her panty hose get twisted, "You hurt again boy?"

Bruh, let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Derrick Rose may as well put a ski mask on when he goes to work pimpin’. That dun ain’t doin’ nothin’ but straight up stealin’! Since the 2011-2012 season this cat has made $41,504,551 and he’s only played in 55 games! Now granted, durin' most of that time he was legitimately hurt and rehabbin’ etc. However, when the dun was cleared last February and refused to play boyz in the Chi defended him.

I told all of you hard headed Chicago boyz that he was stealin’ last year but you were drinkin’ the freakin’ Kool-Aid on that “He’s thinkin’ about winnin’ championships dawg! Let him sit out until next year! Then he’ll be ready!” You boyz fell for that foolishness hook, line and sinker! I was the only cat out here screamin’ from the roof tops that he was playin’ everybody because that dun wasn’t a competitor.

Competitors compete and boyz that are bein’ paid to work, go to work! Now everybody at the Friday night steppers set is upset with him. Now everybody eatin’ Garrett’s Popcorn has a freakin’ attitude. Now everybody standin’ in line at Harold’s Chicken got beef with a boy and everybody percolatin’ and jackin’ their body has a problem with him! Why? Because y’all wouldn’t listen to me when I tried to tell you.

The Bulls fans are like the dun that refuses to listen to his boy'z try to tell him that his girl is dirty. They even follow the broad around like Oran “Juice” Jones to get proof that she’s foul but still won’t listen. Then he gets into a fight with all of them because he thinks that they are tryin’ to holler at his girl and are just lyin’ on her because he’s finally happy. So now he has no friends and walks in only to catch her in bed with the plumber but he has nobody to vent to. That’s the freakin’ Bulls fans today!

Don’t call me complainin’ that your season just went up in flames because your best player is as soft as drugstore cotton candy and should be charged with grand theft for pullin’ off the biggest heist in NBA history. As a matter of fact, all Bulls fans that were defendin' this cat should be hauled into court as an accessory. Naw playa, I don’t wanna hear nothin' because I tried to tell you. I hope he breaks into your house next because you shouldn’t be so darn hard headed! And that’s the edited version! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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