True Playas (The REAL reason Miss State is gettin' TALL respect in thehood right now)

"I want my change back too bruh!"

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe once said, “Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing.” Chris Christie gave it to us like this, “And the greatest lesson that mom ever taught me though was this one. She told me there would be times in your life when you have to choose between being loved and being respected. Now she said to always pick being respected.” Then Albert Camus, the Nobel Prize winning author and journalist, was somewhat inebriated when he said, “Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.”

Well playboy…not if you’re the dull Mississippi State Cowbells! They’ve been terrible for years and now Dan Mullin has these boyz rollin’! So they’ll take the respect any kind of way they can get it and on Saturday they carjacked the No.2 Auburn Tigers down in Stark Vegas 38-23. So gettin’ respect by fear is cool with them right now. As a matter of fact, it's preferred!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Back in the hood you got tall respect for constantly knockin’ boyz out and not takin’ any mess. And that’s the edited version! So Miss State figured that they’d do the same thing by puttin’ that thang on cats and keepin' it movin' out here. They’ve been rollin’ through the ghetto beaten the brakes off of boyz and takin’ their respect by force. They held up Death Valley at gun point and then pistol whipped a boy without a ski mask on 34-29 after initially bein’ up 31-10.

Then they jumped out of the bushes on then No. 6 Texas A&M and beat the brakes off of them 48-31 leavin’ all type of DNA at the scene and the surveillance tape on the table with a note for the authorities. They walked around the hood and told boyz that they did and dared the NCAA to charge them with any wrong doin’. “Yeah we did it and we want the world to know that it was the duns in the maroon and white Impala sittin’ on 24’s with their butts hangin’ out of the window moonin’ these boyz in the SEC. We’re takin’ all jewelry and sneakers playboy, preferably the new Jordan’s pimpin’! And tell ya momma we said hello.”

"Naw playa! We ain't hidin'!" Tell 'em we comin'!"

So after bein’ on the dull wall at Wal-mart and the post office all week the world knew who to keep their eyes on Saturday. Mississippi State had boyz attention so they could no longer sneak up on a cat and catch him sleepin’ at the light. Naw playa No. 2 Auburn was comin’ to town with the chopper fully loaded lookin’ for trouble.

But here was the problem bruh, they made a wrong turn into Davis Wade Stadium and got hit across the head with some dull cowbells, a dun named Dak Prescott and a physical defense for yo momma! Dak went to work on these boyz puttin’ up 246 yards in the air scorin’ 1 touchdown and then pilin’ up another 121 yards and 2 touchdowns on the ground. Before Auburn could get off of the bus good they were down 21-0 and gettin' kicked in the face by a dun with some maroon gators and white pimp socks on.

Then that head poundin’ defense forced 4 Auburn turnovers to strip the Tigers of all Jordan’s, jewelry and stripes. Now Miss State turned it over 4 times too but gave up nothin' but lent balls and cotton. They sent the defendin’ SEC champs to the crib with a warnin’, “Tell everybody who did this to you so there’s no misunderstandin’! Mississippi State is officially in the buildin’ bruh!” In their Usher “U Don’t Have to Call” voice they said, “Don’t leave your girl around me, true playas for real!” And in the famous words of R. Kelly, “You better cuff your chick" if you’re anywhere near Starkville playa because it just got serious down there! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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