Chauncey (How Roger Goodell forgot that the tape is always movin' around the hood)

"I guess that's all she wrote bruh?"

John Ruskin, the leading English art critic of the Victorian era, once said, “The essence of lying is in deception, not the words.” James E. Faust, one of the former leaders of the Church or Latter-day Saints, got deep on a boy when he said, “Honesty is more than not lying. It is truth telling, truth speaking, truth living, and truth loving.” Then Dinesh D’Souza, the Indian-American political commentator, made everybody recognize when he said, “Never assume, no matter how strong the temptation, that other people are low-life lying manipulators without a shred of human decency.”

Obviously, Dinesh didn't grow up in the hood playboy because where I’m from you’ve got to always assume that boyz are low-life lyin’ manipulators until they prove to you otherwise. I told you boyz that Roger Goodell was lyin’ about not seein’ the tape and many of these ole dull journalists took his word for it. However, on Wednesday some dun at the police department pulled a “Chauncey” and told the Associated Press that he sent the freakin’ tape to the NFL league office back in April.

Now for all of you simple minded individuals that don’t know what a Chauncey is that’s ole boy from Menace to Society that turned in the tape of O-Dog and Caine robbin’ the store after Caine beat the brakes off of him. There’s always a Chauncey runnin’ around with the tape bruh and that’s why you can’t trust anybody includin’ Roger Goodell. No way does the tape show up in the joint and he hasn’t seen it because curiosity killed the cat years ago.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If the league office saw the freakin’ tape then the Baltimore Ravens saw the tape. So all of the duns in that office are lyin’ too. No way does the league office get the joint and impose a suspension without hollerin’ at the team that it’s goin’ to specifically affect. And if it's gonna impact them they wanna see the foolishness just to make sure that it's foolishness.

So like I said earlier in the week, John Harbaugh was showin’ out right along with ole Roger. How do I know that? Because the first thing that a boy will say after findin' out about the incident is, “Yeah I saw what happened when ole boy got off of the elevator but what happened on it. Do you have the tape of that?” As soon as the tape comes in it’s too juicy not to share.

Just like in the hood where the streets talk and nobody can keep good stuff (and that’s the edited version) to themselves well it works the same way in the cororate world too. There’s a Chauncey in every aspect of life playa. He’s always movin’ the tape around because he wants to be that dude that everybody likes.

Now on some real talk, Goodell is at the crib as we speak packin’ the mini-van up tryin’ to get out of town like Caine because he knows that the owners are comin’ for him. Why? Because when he beat Chauncey down by messin' up with this Ray Rice situation he negatively affected they’re bread. Sponsors are about to dive overboard and bail on these boyz like nobody’s business and they definitely can’t afford for that to happen. So the owners are creepin’ out of the crib in all black lookin’ both ways, strappin’ up with ski masks on headed to Goodell's crib to finish that dun off. No way does he survive through Friday playa.

When they run up on him in the front yard and get with him they’re gonna be like that detective when he said, “You know you done messed up, don’t you? You know it, don’t you? You know you done messed up?” And that’s the edited version.

As Goodell bites the dust he’ll sound just like Caine before he closes his eyes on his NFL career as the commissioner, “I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he’d come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when. I’ve done too much to turn back, and I’ve done too much to go on.”

Like I tell boyz all of the time, the hood and Corporate America are the same place playboy. The only difference is that the consequences in the hood are permanent. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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