Hospital Gowns (How the Pacers barely got out of the ATL alive with their butts hangin' out)

"Naw! We got this dawg!"

 As I was comin' out of Lennox Mall from pickin’ up some bangin’ footwear the duns valeting the cars were arguing over boyz having some fight. Muhammad Ali said, “The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses – behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.” General George S. Patton jumped out of a hot convertible and said, “Better to fight for something than to live for nothing.” Then Mahatma Gandhi pulled off with the tinted windows down to temple level like all of the real G's do as he shouted, “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”

Well the Indiana Pacers finally decided to fight a boy for their sneakers and jewelry in the ATL on Saturday. They’ve been gettin’ bullied by the eight seed for nearly a week. Down 2-1 to some duns that were six games under .500 that barely made the playoffs, the Pacers took back what was theirs 91-88 to even the series at 2 apiece.

On Thursday the boyz from Indiana were air lifted from the scene over to Grady Memorial on "Life Support" because they were on the verge of death bruh. If they had lost on Saturday, Murray Brothers Funeral Home would have taken the body, embalmed that joint, dressed it up in some pink slippers and sent it back to Indy for the services in Game 5 on Monday. Oh that’s real talk playboy!

The Pacers couldn’t have afforded to go down 3-1 and expect to survive this series and they knew it. So the defense that got them the No.1 seed finally showed up holding the Hawks to only 35 percent shooting from both the field and from behind the arc. Boyz essentially tied the headache, Jeff Teague, up in a Brooklyn basement or should I say a SWATS basement holding him to just 14 points.

Pero Antic was caught in traffic out on 285 or just sittin’ in the ride outside of Magic City because this cat only managed 2 points in 25 minutes. He pulled a Roy Hibbert on ‘em bruh.

Boyz had no answer for Paul Milsap who dropped 29 but it was all good. As long as the “Headache” and Antic couldn’t get going the Pacers were able to get out of town alive because those two are a matchup nightmare for them. Now don't get it twisted bruh! They still have on that dull hospital gown with their butts hangin' out but at least they're alive.

What I can’t understand is why is Vogel still ridin’ with Hibbert? He keeps saying that they won 56 games with this dun so he’s need to be loyal to him etc. Yeah that’s true if the dun is still being loyal to you bruh but things change all the time!

That’s like saying that I’ve been with this chick for years and all of a sudden she starts sneakin’ out on a boy and you know it. Everybody in town is telling you that she ain’t right but you ain't listenin'. She used to be loyal and gave you everything she’s got but now she’s only giving you peanut shells. You’ve got a decision to make playboy. You can either keep lettin’ this broad play you in front of everybody or replace her. It really is just that simple!

Hibbert once again was sittin’ out in front of Philips Arena in the get-away car while the fellas were inside doin' work. This cat finished the night with 6 points and 3 freakin’ rebounds bruh. Wheredeydodatat? Did I mention that he was 7’2” 290lbs? I just wanna make sure that you realize that.

While Roy was lookin’ out for the police the rest of the boyz were inside the joint taking sneakers, jewelry and hittin' boyz for old school snatch outs. Paul George hemmed them up with a nasty double double finishing with 24 and 10 and he also threw 5 dimes in the process. David West had boyz backed up in one of the luxury suites with 18 and even George Hill assaulted a few cats in the restroom with 15. Evan Turner earned his dinner by droppin’ 11 before gettin’ out of town too.

Now the series is knotted up at 2 apiece going back to Naptown. So essentially we’re back at zero and the Pacers own home court advantage again. The question is, what are these boyz gonna do with it?

Being the No.1 seed alone should make a boy wanna just get rid of these cats on GP. The Hawks are the kid that got chased home from school all year then finally got a couple lucky punches in and now they’ve got some swag. Really?

Duns are talkin’ trash and even the fans that weren’t fans until a week ago are talking $100 worth of noise bruh. It’s ridiculous!! On that alone they should want to floor it at this point and get rid of these cats. But like the old school coaches used to always say, “You got their dandruff up now bruh! They think that they can play with you at this point! And guess what? If they think they can play with you, they can!” Up next Game 5 in Indy and stop me when I start lyin’!

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