Three in the Club (Why Bengals fans can deal with losses better than Bears fans)

"It's all good bruh! Now I can go on vacation!"

I was gettin’ my grub on at the Montgomery Inn on the river bank in Cincy when these boyz started arguing about reality. Sigmund Freud said, “Like the physical, the psychical is not necessarily in reality what it appears to us to be.” Jack Welch, the former chairman and CEO of GE, put the fire ribs down, wiped his mouth and said, “Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be.” Then Walt Whitman, the famous poet, pointed his finger at both of them and said, “I accept reality and dare not question it.”

Maybe all of my Chicago Bear fans out there should have been in the restaurant and heard them arguing because they’re the only folks on earth that just can’t accept their reality. After the Cincinnati Bengals lost to the San Diego Chargers on Sunday making it 3 straight loses in playoff openers which is a league record. All of a sudden I had Bears fans trying to tell me that Marvin Lewis was gonna to get fired.

My response was simple playboy; they already know who they are bruh! They understand that they’re a 3 and are cool with it. As long as they’re making money and boyz are going to the games, buying gear, beer and paying to park they’re cool.

Sure they’d love to win a Super Bowl but ownership is more concerned about making money than anything else and that ain’t a bad thing. It just depends upon why they bought the team.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Bears are like the chick at the club that’s really a 4 but thinks she’s a 10! So she walks around the joint switching like she’s sitting on something. Every time I turn around some Bears fan is trying to convince me or themselves that it made sense to fire Lovie Smith after winning 10 games in 2012 and not making the playoffs only to win 8 games and not make the playoffs in 2013 under Trestman.

The Bengals already know who they are and they're cool with it. So don’t look for Marvin Lewis to get fired for winning 11 games and making it to the playoffs pimp. If they were going to fire that dun they would have when he was getting the brakes beat off of him and his players were getting arrested every other day years ago.

Now that he’s winning games and boyz aren’t getting’ locked up. He’s good! This ain’t Chicago where you’re gonna fire Trestman in two years and hire another dun only to fire him in three because ownership is gonna make it look like they really want to win. They've been playing you for suckas for years bruh.

They aren’t trying to win they’re trying to make money just like the Cubs! As long as you keep selling the joint out every week they’re winning. There is no reason to change the business model. They keep telling you that they're trying to win. You fall for it like a ton of bricks and keep being diehard delusional fans of teams that never win and they're good. The Cubs haven't won a title in more than 100 years bruh! 

There is a reason why teams underachieve bruh and it has nothing to with the not having players. It’s the freakin’ NFL for crying out loud! Everybody has first, second, third, fourth round draft picks and million dollar cats on the roster. The difference is ownership!

Some cats buy a team as a hobby and an additional revenue source. Others buy them to win and make money. Teams like Pittsburgh, Green Bay, New England, Baltimore, San Fran etc. are trying to win titles. Duns like Cleveland, Chicago, Arizona, Buffalo and Dallas are trying to sell tickets and pipe dreams to fans so that boyz can keep showing up.

Do you really think Jerry Jones is trying to win a Super Bowl? I mean C’mon bruh! That dun is the owner, the general manager and the president of a team that’s worth over $2 billion. However, he hasn’t won but one playoff game since 1996. He fired the last two coaches that won titles right after they won them. Now you tell me if he’s really trying to win a Super Bowl.

In my lifetime the Bears have only spent good money on a quarterback one time and that was last week. They’ve been to the Super Bowl twice in my 46 years of being on this earth. Jay Cutler is the first quarterback that they’ve EVER spent any bread on and you’re trying to tell me that they’ve been trying to win?

Naw playboy, they’ve been trying to get your bread and they’ve been successful at doing it. Don’t get mad at the Cincys of the world for knowing who they are and letting ole Marvin ride. They aren’t about to mess up a good thing and fire him and revert back to winning 4 games a year. Naw, they’re straight on that. Ole boy can win 11 games a year forever and lose the playoff opener ‘til the world blows up and everybody in Cincinnati will be cool with it. Why? Because they’re the 3 in the club that always brings a pocket full of money because they already know boyz ain’t buying them drinks. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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