Birthday Hoopin' (How Dennis Rodman talked boyz into the ride & now they're scared to death)

"Hey Worm you gotta chill out bruh! You gone get us stuck over here!"

Albert Einstein said, “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” He then went on to say, “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I’m not sure about the former.” Then Oscar Wilde broke it down like this, “If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn’t. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.”

They must have known years ago that Dennis Rodman was going to talk some fools into going all the way to Pyongyang with him to play a basketball game Wednesday for the North Korean leader’s birthday. Now all of a sudden former NBA star Charles D. Smith says he feels remorse for going to North Korea with Rodman because the event has been dwarfed by politics and tainted by Rodman actin' a fool with Chris Cuomo.

Now let’s keep it real of all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! You got in the ride with Dennis Rodman bruh! Not Grant Hill, Shane Battier, Bill Russell or some cat that’s never been guilty of being a fool out here. You decided that it was a good idea to travel around the world with a lunatic to hang out with another lunatic.

Now at what point did you not think that politics was going to play a role in all of this? North Korea is a political firestorm bruh! Did you think that Kim Jong Un was just some misunderstood dude like the kid in your 10^th grade chemistry class that knew all of the answers and wore a pocket protector with high water pants?

Then he’s got ex-NBA All Stars Kenny Anderson, Cliff Robinson, Vin Baker and others over there with him too. So what’s going on in their lives to the point where ole Dennis can just pull up in the pickup truck and have this conversation with a boy:

“Hey dawg! You wanna shoot some hoop? Where at the Rucker? Naw, in North Korea! Who runnin’? Me, Kenny, Vin, Cliff, Lil’ Nook Nook, Elbow, Grease and some cats I just met when I was locked up in the county! Cool! What time y’all leavin’! I’m not sure, Ima steal my uncle’s jet sometime tonight though. Just meet us behind old lady Johnson’s house at 10! Are we going to the airport from there? Naw, we gone take off from her backyard! Aight bet!"

That's a straight up crackhead move bruh!

How else did you think this foolishness was going to play out? You’re with a dun that drinks like a fish, changes the color of his hair with every outfit, will rock a dress in a minute just for kicks & giggles, was wearing tattoos all over his body before it was even popular to rock a sleeve. This is the same cat that tried to castrate a cameraman with his foot for doing his freakin’ job and the list goes on.

But you thought that it made good sense to go to his boy’s birthday party that just had his uncle killed that’s riding around with nuclear weapons in his glove compartment and could care less about human rights? That’s like gettin’ in the ride with some dun that just got out of the pen 20 minutes ago on a murder charge that’s pissed off that his girl has been messing around with his brother for the past 20 years while he was locked. Then you can't figure why he's got a gun in his lap and speeding.

I guess the next time you’re walking down the street talking about you’re bored and Dennis pulls up you’ll sprint the other way now won’t you? Because you may just come up missing fooling around with him in North Korea playboy. Put the pipe down bruh! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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