Mirrors (Why Bears fans need to just learn how to sit at the lil' kids table & be quiet)

"We are who we are bruh!"

As I’m rolling down Lake Shore Drive headed to Soldier Field I see these cats fixing a flat. When I pull over to help they’re arguing about mirrors. Ernest Holmes says, “Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.” George Bernard Shaw gave it to us like this, “You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.” Then Johann Wolfgang von Goethe threw the jack down and said, “Behavior is the mirror in which everyone shows their image.”

Well… the freakin’ Chicago Bears showed their image on the jumbo-tron at Soldier Field and on national television on Sunday by losing to Green Bay 33-28. They are who I told you boyz they were week 3 when all of these obnoxious Bears fans were running down the street screamin’ that they’re going to the Super Bowl because they were 3-0.

I grew up in Gary, In. just minutes from the south side of Chicago. So I’ve been watching Chi-town sports my entire life. The Bears are the freakin’ Bears! When boyz were talking crazy in week 3, I told them that these duns would be pushing the ride back up into the driveway week 16 and now I’m out here helping to push them out of the street so that I could just get to the crib.

Keep in mind that these are the same duns that will tell you annually that the Cubs are gonna win it all every April! I'm just trying to give you some perspective on what we're dealing with bruh.

So with 38 seconds left the Bears’ defensive secondary made a run to Harold’s Chicken. Then choked on some Garett’s Popcorn to leave Randall Cobb wide open to sun bath on a 48 yard touchdown pass from Mr. Discount Double Check himself to lose yet again. Keep in mind this is the same defense that gave up 54 points to Philly last week.

I bet Lovie Smith is somewhere with his feet kicked up laughing at the front office for firing him last year. The crazy thing about it is that I had diehards trying to convince me that it made sense to fire a boy that won 10 ball games in the National Football League! The only reason the Bears didn’t make the playoffs last year was because their division was better. There were teams in the league that only won 9 games that got in but it was because their divisions weren’t as good.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! It’s virtually impossible to win 10 games and not make the playoffs but it was one of those rare instances where it happened. Then the delusional front office panicked and fired a boy. They immediately ran out and told all of these diehards that it made sense and boyz bought it hook, line and sinker.

Convinced that Lovie couldn’t coach, they hired a dun from the Canadian League because all they do is play offense up there. They told the suckas in the Chi that offense was the problem and that Marc Trestman was the answer.

Well playboy, Lovie was one of the best defensive coaches in the NFL. This ain’t Madden bruh! You still gotta play defense at some point to win games. Sure, teams are giving up more points in today’s NFL than ever before because of the rule changes that favor quarterbacks and offenses in general. However, defense still wins championships and they sure as heck don’t run to Harold’s with 38 freakin’ seconds left in the most important game of the season to get a chicken dinner with mild sauce on the side!

I know it’s hard to take your heart out of it playboy but you have to in order not to look like a fool when your boyz come up short. Now you gotta go to work today and look all of the duns that you’ve been talking crazy to all season in the face. It's ok to be a fan of your team but stop talking crazy to folks especially in week 3! 

There was nothing about the defensive side of the ball in week 3 that said that those duns were going anywhere. If you were an objective observer you would have seen that. Now you gotta take it on the chin at work today and sit at the lil' kids table like Victor Sweet told ole boy in Four Brothers.

You’re like the dun that jumps off of the deep end when the fine chick speaks to you. “She’s speaking so that means that she wants me! She smiled at me so that means I’m good.” No you idiot, she spoke to you because you looked right at her and you’re the only person in the room.

The Bears caught the Bengals before they figured out they were any good and then played ole dull Minnesota and Pittsburgh the first 3 weeks. They should have been 3-0! Finishing 8-8 and not making the playoffs 6 out of the last 7 years are who the Bears have been since George freakin’ Halas retired bruh. Stop talking crazy to boyz and just look in the mirror! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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