The Wifey Type? (Are the Pacers the 1 or are they just spittin' that fire game right now?)

"I'm feelin' it playboy!"

As I walked into Bankers Life Fieldhouse on Friday night I ran into these three cats arguing about confidence. Marcus Garvey was sittin’ on his whip when he said, “With confidence, you have won before you have started.” Norman Vincent Peale, the originator of the positive thinking movement, put his drink down and said, “Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.” Then this dun named Mark Twain from the west side pulled up bumpin’ that DJ Khaled, “All I do is Win” joint and said, “To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”

At this point the Indiana Pacers have both bruh! They’re still ignorant to just how good they really are and confident enough to believe that they’re good enough to win every night! Talk about some duns on fire playboy. They sprinted through the hapless Wizards 93-73 to build even more confidence.

Lance Stephenson was so confident that he took boyz to the Rucker for a few minutes last night with a behind the back no look joint to bring the crowd to it's feet. Oh, did I mention that he was in the air when he caught the joint and got rid of it before coming down. Talk about feelin’ it bruh! Lance grabbed 11 rebounds, threw 10 dimes and put up 7 points.

On some real talk, I wanted that dun to just start gunnin’ down the stretch just to pick up the triple double! Paul George jumped out of the ride with his usual 23 points and both George Hill and Roy Hibbert added 13 to the kitty along with the eight rebounds Roy took from a boy in the parking lot.

What I love about this team is that you already know what you’re gonna get from those three every night and then you’re going to get a variety of cats jumpin’ out of the trunk on you. That combination is lethal.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The reason that this team is so good is that they play gangsta defense too playboy! They forced the Wizards into committing 18 turnovers and shooting 40 percent from 3-point range.

The most ridiculous stat of the night was that they held the 2^nd ranked transition offense in the league to 0 fast break points. Wheredeydodatat bruh? Then they held the fancy dancer Mr. John Wall himself to 8 freakin’ points when he put up 37 of these boyz the last time they ran into him.

Yeah…I know that it’s early and they’re only 16 games into this joint but you don’t have to date the broad for 82 games to know that she’s the one. Is she the wifey type? I don’t know, but she’s definitely the one that you wanna show up with when it’s time to make that happen. It’s just a matter of seeing how she handles the bad times because you already know how she’s handling the good times because she’s 15-1 on a boy.

Now let’s see what she can do when boyz start hollerin’ at her out west. She’s gonna be away from the crib for about a week and a half and duns are gonna be spittin’ mad game at her. Over the next 10 days she’s gotta go to LA to see the Clip Joint, Portland, Utah, San Antonio and OKC. Then as soon as she gets back to the crib the same duns from Miami that took her from you last year are gonna be sittin’ on the porch waiting for her.

The question is, can she be loyal to a boy through all of that. If so, marry the broad and don’t look back regardless of what boyz in the streets try to tell you. But like Big Momma used to say bruh, “Don’t just put a ring on her! Let her earn the joint because if she earns it you know she’ll ride with you ‘til the wheels fall off.” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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