The Secret Formula (The REAL reason the Pacers are 9-0)

"Give me that playboy!"

As I’m rolling through Haughville USA to get some Long’s Donuts, I see these three cats at the car wash arguing about perfection. This dude named Vince Lombardi says, “Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect.” General George S. Patton jumped out of his whip and said, “A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.” Then some cat from the west side named Winston Churchill shut the building down with, “To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”

Well the Indiana Pacers must have been at the car wash listening to these duns argue because they’ve figured out how to be perfect, at least up to this point. After beating the brakes off of the Milwaukee Bucks on Friday 104-77 they are a perfect 9-0!

For nine straight games these boyz have been carjacking teams rolling through the hood not taking Indiana seriously. It’s been hard for anybody to identify a suspect because every night there’s somebody different running the show.

Paul George has consistently been pulling boyz out of whips with 20 plus points nightly and finished with 22 points on Friday after only having 4 points in the first half. But you can’t just key on him because cats like Roy Hibbert will sneak up on the side of the car and get you for 24 points, 8 blocks and 10 rebounds like he did last night.

When ole Winston said that you need to change often they hung on every syllable. That's the secret formula bruh! Change often! Because this past Monday as soon as boyz started looking for Paul George to bring it, and he did, Lance Stephenson jumped out of the bushes with his first triple double of his career.

So my warning to cats rolling through Indy is to keep ya head on a swivel bruh because these boyz are the real deal and they aren’t wearing ski masks either. They want you to know who’s taking your whip and they’re aren’t choppin’ it up either! They'll joy ride in it for a day or so then they’ll take another dun's ride because they just happened to come rolling down the street. They’re headed up to the west side of Chicago tonight to hunt for a major luxury car sittin’ on 1’s. You’ll catch that one later on today pimpin’.

Don’t get caught sleepin’ because not only is the starting five lethal but the bench is consistent. The acquisition of Luis Scola and C.J. Watson was sick and duns like Chris Copeland who averaged 14 points for New York last year can’t even get off of the bench in Naptown.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st playboy! This is probably the most dangerous team in the league and if boyz don’t figure out how to stop them it’s gonna be ugly come playoff time. However, in the mean time you’re gonna keep getting cats riding through getting snatched out of their cars because they thought that it was nothing but corn in Indiana. What they didn’t know and what 9 cats have found out the hard way was that they play some serious basketball up in this piece! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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