Pimp Slapped (How the Broncos started a fight with the Patriots and ran!)

Tommy: "Y'all were dull in that 2nd half bruh! Peyton: "I know!"

I was taking the short cut through the projects and saw these cats discussing failure. Abraham Lincoln said, “My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.” C.S. Lewis, the great novelist and poet, responded with, “Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.” Then the great writer Oscar Wilde took his cigarette out of his mouth and squinted from the smoke and said, “Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.”

Tom Brady and the New England Patriots were failing miserably in the first half of the Sunday Night joint against Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos. They lost fumbles on their first 3 possessions and boyz started booing them. By halftime they were getting the doors blown off of them 24-0.

You already know it was cold so the casual fans were on their way to the crib! That’s why casual fans should always take advantage of Comcast or Direct TV playboy! Don’t waste your bread at the live event because anything could happen after you leave because the Pats ended up winning the joint 34-31 in OT. So essentially, the Broncos rang the Patriots door bell and ran bruh!

I don’t know what ole Bill Belichick said to his team at the half or how many chairs he threw around in that locker room but it worked. On their first 5 possessions in the second half the Patriots went to work scoring 31 unanswered points.

Some boyz may ask, “What does 31 unanswered points mean bruh?” It’s like being in a ghetto fight, getting fired on 31 times and never getting a lick in playboy! It’s like getting kicked in the butt and never kicking back! It’s like getting open hand pimp slapped and never retaliating. In other words they got punk’d!

Finally with 3:06 remaining in the fourth quarter Peyton hit Demaryius Thomas on an 11 yard pass to tie the joint up. Then in overtime ole dull Tony Carter, a backup Patriot cornerback, made the Pop Warner mistake of getting hit by the punt even though Wes Welker was waving boyz off to stay away from the ball. Dull!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! That dun was so happy to be in the game and on TV that he was just running around looking for somebody to block and ran right into the freakin’ ball. He wasn’t even thinking about the ball coming down. He was thinking about how proud Big Momma was gonna be that her baby was on TV. Then he felt the pat on his leg and everything went dull! All that work for a cat to get hit by the ball and turn it over on the Bronco 13-yard line.

Patriots’ kicker, Stephen Gostkowski, George Jefferson pimped out onto the field to knock down the chip shot 31-yard field goal with 1:56 left in overtime to send the Broncos to the crib with the “L.”

Now Big Momma was still smiling that she saw her baby on TV and will go to washerette this morning bragging until somebody tells her that he was dull last night. Now y’all know that boyz in the south call it the Washerette instead of the Laundromat bruh. That dun is from Jacksonville! I know his granny is calling it the washerette! Don’t look at me sideways.

I bet they were pimp slappin’ ole boy Tony Carter all the way to Denver for running into that ball. But on some real talk, they all should be lined up and pimp slapped for blowing a 24 point lead. This ain’t high school ball bruh, it’s the NFL. Who does that?

It’s like being in a fight in the middle of the projects, wrestling with some cat from a rival street gang, having a boy on the ground dismantling him and letting him go. Once you start the fight you gotta finish it bruh! Otherwise, he’s coming back bussin’ and Tom Brady was that dude on Sunday Night playboy! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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Jay Graves
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