Big Perm! "LSU 17 Bama 38" (Why Bama is so Dominant in the Hood!)

"Hey bruh? You gotta give that up! We run this!"

Robert Frost sat quietly as boyz argued in the barber shop about being dominant and controlling the hood. Then he stood up and shut the building down with, “The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is not violence in all forms deployed by the dominant to control the dominated, but consent in all forms in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination.”

The Alabama Crimson Tide must have been in the shop that morning because they’ve taken that advice and run with it. A.J. McCarron and Co. walked into Bryant-Denny Stadium on Saturday evening and took care of business once again by blowing the doors off of the LSU Tigers 38-17.

Now on some real talk they didn’t just man handle these boyz. They were methodical in going to work. It was knotted up at 17 in the third quarter but that’s the illusion that catches boyz off guard when playing Alabama. Nick Saban calls it the “Process!” It’s all of the things that go into the preparation of the joint and believing in the system that’s in place. Don’t panic just do your assignments and the process will take care of itself.

LSU came out with all of the confidence in the world and drove down the field on their first possession like they owned the joint. Did Bama panic? Not at all! They understood that it’s a process and that things always work out when you’re handling your business. As LSU’s J.C. Copeland is literally walking into the end zone he’s stripped by a Bama defender working the process! That turnover, although it was early, killed them. That woke up the monster that needed to eat bruh!

There is a reason why these boyz have won 3 out of the last 4 BCS National Championships! They believe in the “Process!” They are the most disciplined team in all of college football. You aren’t going to beat them. They’re going to beat themselves. LSU played well in Tuscaloosa but they didn’t play well enough to win playboy because you can’t turn the freakin’ ball over at all against the Tide! Let alone twice! They gave it up again and that buried them in an “Imp the Dimp the ladies Pimp” suit with some old school stacks hangin’ out of the casket.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Alabama has been so dominant in the hood that most boyz just start coming out of their jewelry and sneakers before they even pull up. They’re rolling up on cats and telling them to run that bruh and going to the crib. They’re the Big Perm (Worm) of college football! At least LSU put up a fight before giving up the Jordan’s.

The advice that Robert Frost gave them in the barber shop was the real deal. It’s not that Bama is so dominant; it’s because boyz are afraid to death of them. Well…let me take that back, they have been dominant but they are beatable. You just have to play the perfect game to do it and there aren’t too many cats out there that are up for the challenge.

Now I will say this, I know some boyz in the hood that are tired of runnin’ their sneakers and jewelry that can’t wait for them to “Roll” down their street in three weeks. Ole dull Auburn! The tigers are rolling right now with only 1 loss with a stable of running backs and a dual threat quarterback that is the real deal. Here’s the problem looming in the background for Bama playa. They’ve got to go over to Auburn’s hood to settle the beef this year. Can the “Process” hold up when emotions are high in a rivalry game of that magnitude? We’ll see because somebody’s gotta give up the sneakers and I can’t wait to see which one goes home shoeless. Safe money says Auburn leaves with slippers on bruh!

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Jay Graves
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