"Ain't Bout That Life"

"You right bruh, I'm really not bout it but it's too late now!"

Bill Cosby once said, “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” Ben Franklin said, “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” Big Momma shut the building down when she said, “Boy if you that stupid they need to come pick you up, hang you upside down and whip yo butt naked!” Don’t ask bruh, when Big Momma gets upset she might say anything.

When boyz talk about “being bout that life” 90% of cats ain’t bout that life even when they think that they are. Aaron Hernandez thought that he was bout it but has found out that he was faking the whole time playboy. Let me break it down for you pimpin’. Cats that are real gangsta’s move in silence. They aren’t taking pictures of themselves with guns in the bathroom and trying to look like thugs. Thugs are thugs bruh and they aren’t advertising it.

Whenever a boy has to tell you that he’s “bout that life” he’s frontin’ for duns that don’t know the first thing about “that life!” Let’s look at the foolishness that is Aaron Hernandez. He’s upset that his girl’s, sister’s, boyfriend is talking to some duns that he doesn't like or has beef with and we realize that it’s deeper than that. However, the reason is the same. Then you text some duns to hurry back from Connecticut to Boston because you’re upset with a boy and need some back up. The first rule in the Gangstas Handbook Article 1 Section 1 is NEVER write anything down! So he flunked the first freakin’ rule! Wheredeydodatat?

Then they swoop up ole boy and drive him a mile from Aaron's crib and kills him with the rental car that is registered to Hernandez still at the scene and the keys to the car are still in the victim’s pocket. Wheredeydodatat? Article 2 Section 1 says always go through a boyz pockets whenever he goes down. Somebody must have ripped that page out of the book because none of these fools thought about that. Again, wheredeydodatat?

Then he panics and goes to the crib and tries to destroy the surveillance cameras that HE installed instead of just hitting the delete button. Not thinking that that makes him look guilty off of the top. Not to mention that he lives in a million dollar neighborhood where everybody has a surveillance system that's picking up everything.

Did I mention that this fool called a PROFESSIONAL cleaning service to clean his crib to get rid of the evidence? He didn't bother calling Pookie & Ray Ray nem to clean the joint. He called some responsible cats that will have a record of actually being called and when they cleaned the joint! Pookie nem wouldn't have even answered the phone let alone have record of where they were on the said date. Professional cleaners bruh?

Next major rule in the handbook that was shreaded , NEVER bring work home. Keep all foolishness away from the crib where your girl and 8 month old baby are sound asleep. Stop me when I start lyin’ or getting side tracked playboy.

Then this fool broke the ultimate rule in the book. NEVER touch anything.  What’s the point of trying to be the rich kingpin if you’re out there on the block with the soldiers getting your hands dirty? He may as well be cutting his own grass/weight, cooking his own food and washing his own car. He got his hands dirty and left shell casings in HIS ride too.

Speaking of shell casings, semi-automatic weapons leave shell casings, revolvers don’t. Real gangstas know that. Listen up the rest of you idiots that may be in the NFL, NBA etc. or even the cats in the regular work force! Stop trying to be gangstas when you’re not.

Like I said before you can’t be both employed and a gangsta at the same time. You ain’t bout that life because well, you ain’t bout that life. You can only be good at doing the things that you spend extraordinary amounts of time doing every day. Gangstas thug all day every day and that's why they're good at it bruh. They don’t go to work or play ball and then work the night gangsta shift. Stop trying to dip between the two because it will get you locked up real quick or killed even quicker. So now Odin Lloyd's family has to lay him to rest today because Hernandez was trying to be a fake wanna be gangsta playin' with REAL bullets! That's a straight up shame playa. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!

Jay Graves

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