Kick Me Please!!

"Somebody help me please! I'm drowning out here bruh!"

People want to act like bullying just started a few years ago. Boyz have been bullying cats since the beginning of time bruh! You can go all the way back to David and Goliath in the bible. You even had boyz on the cartoons gettin' in like Bluto giving it to Popeye, Tom trying to abuse Jerry or Wile E. Coyote terrorizing the Road Runner! The only difference now is that kids are too soft to defend themselves because their parents have become soft too.

That's the Lakers right now bruh! They went up to Cleveland and let one of the revenge of the nerds, complete with a pocket protector, broken glasses and floods, beat them 100-94! You know its bad when you show up to play the Cavs and get beat by duns like C.J. Miles, Anderson Varejao and Alonzo Gee!

That’s like the kid that starts on one end of the hall and somebody puts the "Kick Me Please!" sign on his back. He's confused when the first dun squares off on  him but can't understand why everybody else is swinging a foot at him too as he walks by!

Instead of beating the brakes off of the first cat that kicked him he accepts that he's worth getting kicked. That’s the Lakers mind set at this point! They’re in the bathroom between classes getting jumped by some chicks and giving up their sneakers in the process.

I just want to know where all of the clowns are that were screaming NBA title back in August when they started putting this joke of a squad together. You got 137 year old Steve Nash that can’t play because he’s old and riddled with a leg injury. Then Pau has "sore knees" or just a bruised ego depending upon which direction the wind is blowing and you got Kobe that is ready to fight anybody right now. Did I forget Buster Brown? I didn’t but I’m tired of riding him so I’ll pass on Mr. Soft as Drugstore Cotton Candy today.

The Black Mamba put the team on his back by putting up 42 points last night. He scored16 in the fourth quarter, homeboy. He’s still a beast but when he goes off like that it never translates into wins! When Kobe scores 30 or more points they're 1-10! It’s like when you get into an argument about Jordan vs LeBron and the first thing Jordan fans bring up is the 63 MJ put up in the Garden in 1986! That’s the first thing they throw out there but they never remember that the Bulls lost that game. The 63 points was for nothing if he didn't win the game bruh! In my Sherm Edwards voice, "HELLO, YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!"

Kobe put up 42 last night but he only had 2 assists and 1 steal! The game before that against Utah he had 34 points and 3 assists! There are 4 other cats on the floor and in order to win you’ve got to get them involved regardless of what you think of their skill sets. You can’t win by scoring crazy points every night playa unless you're sharing the rock like my boy Lebron does! He'll go off for 45 but will have 15 dimes and 9 rebounds! So he actually hit you for 75 points bruh at the minimum! So which cat would you rather have on your team, the dun that scores 63 in a loss or a cat that accounted for 75 in a win? I'm just sayin'!

It wasn't until Jordan got with Phil that he learned that bruh! You've got to involve other guys in order to win. Kobe keeps putting boyz on his back but he keeps drowning. He keeps ending up at the bottom of the pool cursing with a bunch of guys on his back. So why is he drowning? Cuz Phil ain't there!!

Listen closely Laker fans! You aren’t even the best team in your building!! So stop trying to sell me the Lakers right now because it only makes it worse. You’re starting to become delusional people and that’s not good because they're always the duns that get into to fights in the parking lot at work because boyz ARE gonna ride you when you lose.

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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