Officially "KING JAMES"

"We finally meet and it was worth the wait!"

Well... I wonder where good ole Dan Gilbert is this morning? Player Hater number 1, leader of the "All Haters Movement" that started with the infamous tweet after "The Decision" that read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE" . Ya'll know I don't forget anything bruh! Pop the link to read the whole letter. Once Gilbert wrote that joint all of the cowards across the country felt like it was OK to pile on LeBron James for actually being smart enough at 25 to see that he couldn't win in Cleveland. So this morning all of those clowns including those in the media are on Pedialyte trying to avoid dehydration. Because only a child would lash out at a player for not wanting to waste his career in a dump of an organization like the Cavaliers. If you weren't from northern Ohio why would you even care?

All of the emergency rooms are packed with haters that are complaining of diarrhea, vomiting and the shakes because LeBron James, I'm sorry, "KING JAMES" and the Miami Heat have won the NBA Championship despite their best efforts to distraction him. The Heat routed OKC 121-106  in Game 5 where the final score was not indicative of how bad they put that thang on them. The Heat called the dogs off well before that joint was over and cats like Juwan Howard even got in the box score for more than marking up the floor with his street shoes.

LeBron capped off this unbelievable playoff run by not only winning his first NBA title but he was named the Finals MVP as well. This cat wasn't leaving any room for error or criticism this year because he was bursting boyz heads from the word go. He averaged 30 points and 10 rebounds throughout the playoffs and averaged 28.6 points and 10 rebounds in the Finals. Who does that? For ya'll that's checkin' Jordan never did that! LeBron was also one of only 5 players in NBA history to register a triple double(26points, 11 rebounds & 13 dimes) in a title clinching game. Guess what? Jordan ain't one of them because I know ya'll checkin'! Magic did it twice in '82 & '85, Larry Bird '86, James Worthy '88, Tim Duncan '03 and now LeBron! Sorry all of you Jordan fans that can't get off of his jock long enough to give props where props are due.

It's OK to love Jordan but you're watching the next greatest player now. LeBron IS Jordan before he became the Legend of Jordan but he's much better at this point in their careers! Before MJ started winning championships they were saying the same thing about him. He's good but he can't win the big one etc. He was constantly being compared to Magic and Bird  at the time. That's why, for all of you young bloods, when you see the highlights of him winning his first title he's on the floor hugging and kissing the trophy crying like a baby because it had eluded him for so long. Not to mention the criticism he endured in the process but nothing like what LeBron has gone through but he wasn't crying. My man took it like a G last night!! All smiles bruh!

"Afterset at my crib dawg!"

I wrote the hottest joint ever written earlier this week entitled "Bamboozled" where I broke down how LeBron is ahead of the curve compared to Jordan in greatness because he's accomplished more by 27 than Jordan did by 27. Clowns look at the facts and still keep arguing. They're like the girlfriend that sees her boyfriend kicking it with his other chick but acts like she didn't see it. He comes back smelling like perfume and has hickies all over his neck but she insists that they aren't there. Everyone around her is telling her that he's cheating but she fights them all until she has no friends left. Yep, good luck with that bruh!

You've heard the old saying, "Give people their flowers while they're alive!" Give this kid his props and let him play his career out before you tell him what he's not going to be. None of us are prophets and can say whether he's going to be better than Jordan when he's done. But if you're honest with yourself and can take the haters lotion off or let go of Jordan's jock for a minute. You would see that at 27 years old he is a much better player than Jordan was at 27! Now for those of you that didn't see Jordan at 27 put your hand down. Highlights don't count bruh!

So long live the KING and all of his loyal haters. I wish them well and I hope they recover from this illness called "LeBroninucliosis!" It's a rare virus that attacks those that hate on LeBron James and it lies dormant within the central nervous system. You can have it for years without having symptoms but once LeBron wins a championship it destroys the stomach. That's why the ER is loaded this morning with cats that have the scarlet "LH" or "JJH" on their foreheads. It stands for LeBron Hater or Jordan Jock Holder. Either way these people have to be quarantined until they admit that they were wrong for hating on LeBron or for not giving him his props. They have to go through a twelve step program of recovery before they are released. Now they never get rid of the disease but they can live with it just like drug addicts or alcoholics. It'll always come back however, if you start hating again.That's Real Talk bruh!!!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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