"Attack Mode"

"I gotta get my mind right for these Nachos & Gatorade tonight bruh!"

Well, Secret Service has escorted the Fat Lady to her hotel room after a wild night of drinking on South Beach. She's had several false alarms during this post season but everyone believes that she will give an outstanding performance tonight as the Miami Heat should close out the Oklahoma City Thunder in Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Her dress has been dry cleaned, her special made reinforced 6 inch stiletto's have been shipped in for the occasion and the stage has been prepared to hold her. Now that she's relaxed she'll have a light breakfast and have only warm tea to sooth her voice.

No team has ever come back from being down 3-1 in the NBA Finals. It would be a tragedy for the Heat to blow this golden opportunity to close these boyz out at home. They can't afford to go back to OKC at all. If that happens it's a completely new series. So boyz will be wining and dining the Fat Lady all day today to make sure she is ready to sing like Aretha in church tonight. She really needs to sound like Mariah, Whitney and Christina all wrapped in one down the stretch!

All role players have to be on deck for this one. No extended smoke breaks for cats and that includes D Wade. Because ya'll know this Dun has had a tendency of taking off in the first half and shooting dice in the parking lot with some gangsta's from the Pork & Beans Projects. None of that tonight because you're standing here looking at the promise land. Don't blow it and have to wander in the desert any longer. Guys like Battier and James Jones have to be the snipers that they're capable of being. Mike Miller is going to have to drop at least two or three solid joints in the collection plate even from his walker and Chalmers has to be the "Mr Clutch" that he has tattooed on his arm. Nothing major, he just needs to drop a cool 10 points in the pot with 10 dimes to go along with it. He can handle that. LeBron will be LeBron!

Most importantly, Juwan Howard can't change his routine at all. He's got to keep his street clothes on under his warm up, lace his ole school Stacey Adams Knobs up extremely tight to the point that his ankles are turning red and he must keep finding the camera on all timeouts. He has to keep drinking all of the Gatorade on the bench to the point where LeBron is cramping down the stretch because of it. He also needs to order Nachos in the second and third quarters as usual. As long as nothing changes the Heat will be fine.

"All night bruh! All night!"

Keep attacking the rack on the offensive end of the floor. There is no reason why LeBron shouldn't get to the free throw line at least 25 times tonight. The Thunder have absolutely no answer for this guy when he's in attack mode. It's just that simple. If they can do that the Fat Lady will have folks on their feet like Lady GaGa. If they don't they're in trouble bruh.

Will somebody please tell me why James Harden has been roller skating on South Beach during the games? This cat has completely checked out on these boyz. I'm not sure if the beard is imploding on him or what but he's not even in the arena. The Young Bloods looked like they were ready to win a title going into the Finals but youth has finally caught up with them. There is a reason why no team that young has ever won a title. It's called maturity and experience bruh! You don't get it until you've gone through something. Maybe next year they'll be ready to compete for a title but right now they're just trying to keep the water out of the boat.

The ship is going down and the band is playing. Some cats are testing furniture to make floating devices while others have jumped into the already full life boats. James Harden has just laid down in bed and has decided to go down with the ship. He's not even trying to save his own playoff life! It's a shame because he was so dependable up to this point but you never find out who a person really is until they've been challenged. Hopefully all of these clowns can stop trying to compare Durant to LeBron. They aren't even in the same neighborhood bruh! If you can't see that you should start watching Lacrosse or Cricket or something because you'll never get the game of basketball.

The phrase for the day for Miami Heat fans should be "Attack the Rack" and boyz will have a new theme song by midnight! They'll be bumpin' that DJ Khaled "All I Do Is Win" all summer long! I can hear that joint now, "All I do is win, win, win no matter what, Got money on mind, I can never get enough and every time I step into the building everybody hands go up!" Game 5 tonight 9pm eastern AKA "The Close Out!"

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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