Why the Trump Camp is like the dun tellin' Big Momma that he ain't sleep! "Lifted"

"Hey Michelle, say that again! Let me make sure I got that right!" 
John F. Kennedy once said, "The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic." Winston Churchill gave it to us like this, "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Then Baltasar Gracian, the 17th century Spanish philosopher, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity." 

Well playas...what happens when a boy has no reputation of integrity to start with? I guess you stop countin' the lies! On Monday night at the Republican National Convention everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, wanted a front row seat to hear Donald Trump's wife, Melania, speak candidly about her husband. Instead this dun got up and literally lifted Michelle Obama's speech from 2008! For all of you simple minded individuals that means that she plagiarized the joint! For all of my hood minded cats that means that she stole part of ole girl's speech! Keep up with me bruh. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What blew my mind was not the fact that she carjacked Michelle's speech. It was all of the duns that got on national television and radio on Tuesday tryin' to tell us that we didn't hear and see what we saw!!! Accordin' MSNBC in one portion of the speech  22 of the 26 words were identical! Then there was a section that 29 words were in the exact sequence with only 6 words slightly changed!! But you've got cats so locked into the foolishness of Donald Trump that they're defendin' this ignorance!! 

This chick literally walked into a bank stole everything in the joint includin' the furniture and Big Momma's panty hose with it all caught on surveillance camera. She walked up on the camera, took off her mask, smiled, gave her first and last name with proper spellin', fired off her social security number and her shoe size but when questioned by the police her family said it wasn't her or anybody they even knew. Wheredeydodatat? Only in the world of Donald Trump bruh! 

Now, I'm not surprised! I've come to expect this type of foolishness! It's obvious that her speech writers lifted the joint but accordin' to CNN on Tuesday night NOBODY will be fired for this nonsense. That's the problem the American people should have with this. Trump and his camp knows that it was stolen but they won't even try to save face by throwin' the duns that did it under the bus. We all know that Melania couldn't have possibly known that what she was sayin' was Michelle's speech because she wouldn't have listened to it 8 years ago. Why would she have listened to it. It's not her freakin' job to have had to listen to it but the dun writin' the speech is paid to know. Therefore, when they aren't fired to save face it further tells you that this dun doesn't care and that he's reckless. 

The sad part about this is that he's the republican nominee and that he even got this far is a travesty. Regardless of your politics, Donald Trump is a clown that is only out for himself and for people that can't see that it's sad. He's reckless and the mere fact that he's cool with showin' up on the biggest stage in politics to except his party's nomination and on day 1 his wife's speech would get you kicked out of any university in America is shameful. 

Watchin' this foolishness on Tuesday was like Big Momma comin' downstairs and sayin', "Boy go upstairs and go to bed! You're sleep!" And a dun sayin', "Ma I ain't sleep!" Then the very clown that's hollerin' "I ain't sleep" falls out of his chair backwards with spit runnin' down his shirt!  Stop me when I start lyin'! 


Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say 
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 


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