Why boyz CAN'T explain HGH showin' up at Peyton's crib! "Dogs & Lizards"

"I can't believe these mojokers! And that's the edited version bruh!" 

Al Gore once said, "When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts. When you have the law on your side, argue the law. When you have neither, holler." Harry S. Truman gave it to us like this, "You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on." Then Joseph Stalin hit boyz in the dome when he spit, "Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division; and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts."

Well playas...the fundamental facts are that NOBODY said that Peyton Manning took human growth hormone (HGH). What boyz did say in the Al Jazeera documentary was that multiple shipments of HGH were shipped to ole boy's wife, Ashley, to a Florida address in 2011. That was the same year when Peyton had neck fusion surgery. That's what was said playboy! Nothin' else!!! 

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I told you boyz on Sunday in the Hot Joint entitled "Ole Pimp Willie" that this dun, Charles Sly,  was lyin' about lyin' about Peyton! He let it slip to the undercover reporter and then tried to put the bullets back in the gun after shootin' it. The problem is, he went way overboard tryin' to cover himself and started soundin like a hostage with a gun to his head tellin' boyz that he was alright when EVERYBODY knows that he's not.

He all of a sudden couldn't remember when he worked there. The dun couldn't remember if it was 2011 or 2013? Wheredeydodatat bruh? He knows in my Bernie Mac voice, "What the hells goings on around here!" Stop it! 

Because so many duns wanna get caught up in their fan feelings and act like Peyton is beyond this foolishness let me put it where the goats can get it! The investigative reporter for the Al Jazeera documentary, Deborah Davies, was on the Today Show with Savannah Guthrie and Carson Daily on Tuesday mornin' and said specifically that NOBODY said anywhere in the piece that Peyton Manning took HGH. What was said was that HGH was shipped to his crib on multiple occasions to his wife Ashley!

Now it is illegal for a doctor to prescribe HGH unless you have one of three medical conditions in the United States! Now unless Ashley has one of those three conditions and we do not know what her medical condition is because of HIPPA laws. It would be illegal for her to receive them. Now when boyz asked Peyton why she would be gettin' HGH he responded that he didn't know. Again, wheredeydodatat? You're married to her playboy! But it's mighty fishy that right after a boy has neck fusion surgery that could have potentially ended his career, HGH starts showin' up to the crib for his wife! That's all I'm sayin'! 

Now they could have been givin' it to the freakin' dog or the lizard for all I know! But it's funny that the dun in the house that makes a livin' throwin' a football that couldn't throw one in 2011 ended up havin' one of the best years of his career in the fall of 2013. And he ended up takin' his team to the darn Super Bowl!!! I'm just sayin'! If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck and farts like a duck! It's probably a duck with with a wide brim gangsta, a blue suit with some orange gators on and a case of the bubble guts. 

Take your feelings out of it diehard Peyton Manning fan and look at it for what it is. If these duns are known for shippin' illegal drugs to other pro athletes but you keep hangin' out with them who's the sucka? If they raid the crack house and you're sittin' up in it. You can't tell a boy that you just can over to borrow sugar. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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