Po Pimpin' (Why Game 2 has suddenly put the Pacers in the back seat of a Caddy)

"It's real now bruh! I know!!!!!"

Alexander Graham Bell once said, “Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.” Confucius says, “Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.” Then Colin Powell spit the game at boyz like this, “There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.”

After a terrible Game 1 loss to the Atlanta Hawks the first round series just got real for the Indiana Pacers and these boyz are now in serious preparation mode for Game 2. The first order of business is to slow down Jeff Teague. As matter of fact playboy, pull a Biggie on him and tie that dun up in a Brooklyn basement.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The words of Agur in Proverbs 30:18 &19 broke it down like this bruh, “There are three things which are wonderful to me, Four which I do not understand. The way of an eagle in the sky, The way of a serpent on a rock, The way of a ship on the sea, And the way of a man with a virgin.” If ole boy had been an NBA fan he would have added, “The way of Jeff Teague with the Indiana Pacers.”

That dun is like Huggy Bear in a fabric shop when he comes to town bruh. He’s taking everything he sees and puttin’ it on and it ain’t nothing you can do about it. That’s a problem! He raided the shop for 25 just two weeks ago when the Hawks came in here and rung the Pacers bell in a 107-88 beat down. Somebody needs to take his credit cards. At least make him pay cash for it if he’s gonna get it! There's no sense in you paying a surcharge on it too.

After getting torched by him on Saturday night for a career playoff high of 28 points, now the Pacers are in serious preparations to contain him. Paul George even said on Sunday that he would like to guard him just to change it up a bit. Well... somebody better deal with him because he’s Finals=4x+82! In other words he's a serious problem at this point playboy.

To further exacerbate the Pacers difficulties they’ve got to deal with the fact that both center Pero Antic and power forward Paul Milsap can shoot the three. So they’re pulling both Hibbert and D. West out on the perimeter therefore, making it hard for a boy to protect the rim. Hibbert is already not trying to get out of the ride so it makes it even worse when you’ve got match-up problems.

Why isn’t Mahinmi playing more? I mean, why isn’t he starting at this point? If Roy is struggling to figure out whether he’s even gonna get out of the ride or not. Why not play the more athletic Mahinmi more until ole boy gets a fire lit under his butt and decides that he wants to get it in? I’m just sayin’!

I’ll tell you what? Boyz better figure it out because losing Game 2 would be a death sentence. They’ll be like the gentle giant John Coffey around this piece heading to Atlanta. Like I said in my joint on yesterday entitled "The Walking Dead" they haven’t won but two games in the “A” since 2006, so to go down 0-2 heading to the ATL would be as ignorant as Jermaine Dupri cheating on Janet and having a baby by a stripper.

Tuesday’s Game 2 is “Po Pimp” playa! That’s “Do or Die” for all of you duns that aren’t rap music savvy. “Do ya wanna riiiiiide in the back seat of a Caddy and chop it up with Do or Die?” Well... the Pacers have no other choice but to Po Pimp with these duns in a 1983 Fleetwood Coup DeVille complete with the diamond in the back. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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