Shaquanna (Why Raymond Felton's wife completely violated the Code of Conduct)

"What chu talkin' bout Willis?"

As I was shooting dice with the boyz in a Brooklyn basement these cats started wrestling over the art of making decisions. Eleanor Roosevelt broke it down like this and said, “I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.” Tony Robbins stood up, stopped the game and said, “It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.” Then Sun Tzu, the ancient Chinese military strategist, pulled out his own dice and said, “The quality of decision is like a well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its victim.”

Well the Falcon swooped in and hit Raymond Felton square in the back of the head bruh! Before the Knicks game against the Dallas Mavericks on Monday an attorney for his wife Ariane Raymondo-Felton showed up at a Manhattan police station with ole boy’s gun. His wife alleges that he threatened her with it.

So shortly after the Knicks lost a buzzer beater, Felton turned himself into police where he remained in custody Tuesday charged with multiple felonies. Also the gun in question wasn’t legally registered to him.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Unfortunately, the Felton’s are going through a divorce that was just recently filed by the Mrs. on February 18. So you already know that the gloves have completely come off.

Now if he did threaten her with the gun, shame on him. However, if he did threaten her and she had her lawyer take the gun to the police, shame on her. With that move not only did she swoop him but she swooped herself too!

She violated the first and only rule in the basketball wives/groupies/side chicks /jump offs Code of Conduct! “Don’t EVER do anything to mess up yo money!” If he goes to jail he can’t make any bread. If he can’t make bread, she can’t spend it. Therefore, by taking the freakin’ gloves off and dealing in raw emotion she just changed her address, phone number, created a car note and went from using a Black Card to the Rush Card!

Why go to the police on a threat and you're leavin' anyway? That makes no sense! Move out of the crib and keep it movin'!

See if her name was Shaquanna Jones-Felton instead of Ariane Raymondo-Felton she would have just called Man-Man nem and ole Ray would have just missed the Miami game on Thursday night with some cuts and bruises.

I don’t care how mad you get baby girl you can’t assassinate your own income like that. Here’s her girl screamin’ from the roof top, “She don’t need his money! My girl is in law school at Fordham right now! She ain’t no groupie type chick! She doin’ her own thing.” The key word there playboy was “law student.” That means she ain’t got no money, maaaan! So unless that dun is gonna be Johnny Cochran like next week, she won’t ever make the guaranteed $10 million that Felt was making on his latest contract. So good luck with that pimpin’!

Shaquanna would have let that dun threaten her all day long bruh. She would have agreed to whatever that fool said and as soon as he left she would called Pookie, Man-Man, Dutch, Lil’ Elbow and Nuk. They would have watched the game at his crib and would have been sittin’ there waiting for him when he got home. Police? What police? They would have made sure that that fool became allergic to pistols and his income wouldn't have been interrupted at all. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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