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On Thursday night Any Reid pulled up with some gangstas too. They jumped out of the bushes on these boyz wearing red and gold bandannas and went to work of some duns in green 26-16. After more than 14 years of dedicated service to the streets of Philadelphia, Andy Reid was dismissed, banished and simply ran out of the hood last season for going 4-12.
So you already know that he couldn’t wait to show up in Philly and pick up the rest of his stuff. And that’s the edited version bruh! Everybody has tellin' him about how good this hurry up offense of the Eagles looks and how Mike Vick is looking like he’s fresh out of Va. Tech and all of that. Well, the Chiefs caught these boyz sleepin’ at the light playing the music way too loud at the Linc.
The Eagles figured these same ole clowns that only won 2 ball games last year were coming through and didn’t take them seriously. By the time the light changed the Chiefs defense had forced 4 or their 5 turnovers in the first half and had sacked Vick 5 times before they ran off with all of the jewels and sneakers.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I constantly hear duns from Philly talking about how Andy Reid had to go and that Donovan McNabb was a buster because they weren’t getting the job done. They weren’t winning championships and Philly is a big city that demands a winner! What? I guess going to 5 NFC Championship games and a Super Bowl isn’t good enough for you?
In case you haven’t looked in the freakin’ mirror playboy you’re Philly! Philadelphia is like the chick at the club that’s a 2 but she’s running with a group of 10’s because they live in her neighborhood. After a while she starts thinking that she can diss boyz like she sees her girls doing. Then all of a sudden this dun walks her over the mirror so that she can see that she’s not working with the same thing her girls are working with. Philly has never won anything in any sport playa! How are you gonna have standards? In chick terms you’re Alice the Goon with an attitude! You ain't even Shanaynay! At least she got bread from that Bump-A-Curl joint!
So ole Andy didn’t trip! He just hooked up with a chick with low self-esteem that was bad and just didn’t know it. She had all the potential in the world but nobody took the time to let her know just how fine she could be. Oh, I’m talking crazy? Kansas City does have a history of winning! They’ve won 3 AFL Championships in ’62, ’66 and ’69. Then won the AFL-NFL Super Bowl in ’69 under Hank Stram! It’s been so long since a boy told her that she was fine that she put a gold tooth in her mouth, put on the blond wig with sparkles and some ghetto fabulous gear looking like Halle Barry in BAPS and disappeared.
Andy being the playa that he is, just keeps telling her how fine she is and she’s starting to believe it. On Thursday night she even took the gold out of her mouth. If she keeps winning she’ll be looking like her old self again, like when Hank used to kick it with her. These cats are 3-0 out of the gate and things are looking up. I bet nobody else is gonna pull up at the light playing their music loud and not be paying attention with these boyz lurking around in those red and gold bandannas! I tell you that! Stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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