Streets 101 (A-Rod ain't the only one lyin'!)

"That's my story and I'm stickin' with it playa!"

Eric Carr, the drummer from Kiss, walked into the barber shop on 25^th where all the G’s hang out and said, “I can’t say why people lie; they just do. Everyone has their own reasons for not telling the truth.” Michael Musto, the famous journalist, broke it down like this, “In the last few years, the very idea of telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is dredged up only when the alternative options of deception, threat and bribery have all been exhausted.”

According to a report by “60 Minutes” members of A-Rod’s camp leaked the names of Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun and his own teammate Francisco Cervelli to the media in the whole Biogenesis scandal. Now the word is A-Rod’s boyz got a hold to unredacted versions (that means unedited for all you 3^rd  grade reading Joe’s out there) of documents with Braun and Cervelli’s names on them and sent them to Yahoo! according to some cats that claim to be close to the situation. A-Rod is denying everything.

Like Big Momma used to say, “It’s a dead skunk on the line and we ain’t leavin’ until somebody cleans it up.” Somebody is lyin’ playboy and it ain’t just Alex Rodriguez like all of these duns, including Major League Baseball, want you to believe. Some cat named Porter Fischer that used to work for Biogenesis is saying that his ride was broken into and all of the said documents were stolen. Some of those same documents were then sold to MLB.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! How convenient of a lie is that bruh? So you’re ridin’ around with classified joints in your car? Now I’m supposed to believe that you stopped to get a haircut in the Pork N Beans projects and boyz broke into your whip, stole the paperwork, and gave it to some cats that sold it to MLB? That's worse than the fool that caught with the murder victims cell phone and he says some dude sold it to him for $20. on some real real that is how it goes down.

Now it sounds like they’re trying to say that A-Rod had his cousin Edwardo break into ole boys ride and take them. Then A-Rod decided to snitch on the same cats that he’s handcuffed to while giving them the paperwork Eddie stole. Dude... I'm just telling you what they're trying to get us to believe.

I don’t know where y’all from but the only reason boyz snitch is to shorten their sentences playa. Why would A-Rod have a reason to snitch on a dun that is doing the same thing he’s been caught doing if it doesn’t help him in the long run? Now don’t get me wrong pimp, I don’t have a dog in this fight. I can’t stand baseball! I think it’s the most boring sport known to man but the streets are the streets and those I know. A boy isn’t going to set a cat up unless it benefits him.

See MLB keeps saying that they have all of this information on A-Rod and that he should just take the 211 game suspension and walk away or else is crazy. Because if you’ve got information then put it on the table and quit bluffing. Streets 101 tells you that MLB is just trying to justify to the public why they gave ole boy 211 games. They can’t just come out and say that they don’t like him and don’t want him in the game. Also the Yankees want to get out from underneath that $100 million that they owe him.

Is A-Rod fake and phony? Sure he is! Is he a cheater? Absolutely! Can Bud Selig justify 211 games even with all of the foolish lies boyz are running with now and win the appeal? Not at all! Because none of it makes sense under the JDA (Joint Drug Agreement). You can’t suspend him for 211 games for doing the exact same thing that the next cat was doing and give him 50. A-Rod knows that so he’s gonna make these fools look stupid by appealing. Genius I say or in the hood it’s called Gangsta.

Put up or shut up MLB and stop trying to cover your butt because we all know that dirty players sell tickets. When Sosa and McGuire were chasing the homerun record you set in the cut knowing those clowns were dirty but you let it ride. Why, because you were selling tickets and TV ad space. Now all of a sudden when congress gets a stick up their butts you wanna act like you got robbed in the ghetto by some stick up kid and now you want revenge? 

Go head on with that foolishness! All these duns are out here lyin' and now they've got ole reputable "60 Minutes" caught up in the ride like Trey! They still got time to jump out but they gotta  tell Doughboy to pull over now!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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