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The Buddhist monk, Bidhidharma, that lived during the 5th century once said, “The ignorant mind, with its infinite afflictions, passions, and evils, is rooted in the three poisons. greed, anger, and delusion.” The English ethologist and biologist, Richard Dawkins, spit this one to boyz in the barber shop, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.” My man Carl Sagan, the astronomer, shut the building down when he said this, “It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” For duns that can't follow the intellectuals we got Big Momma saying, "Boy you better wake up and smell the pork baby!"

The University of Minnesota fired Tubby Smith one day after they lost to Florida in the NCAA Tournament. The athletic director, Norwood Teague, while announcing the decision said that it was time for a “fresh set of eyes “on the program.

Now ole Tubby was 124-81 (.610) in six seasons at Minnesota and had been to the NCAA Tournament three of those seasons. That means that half of the time that he was there they went dancing. Keep in mind playboy, this is Minnesota! This is the same program that has only been to one Final 4 in the history of the freaking program in 1997. They’ve been to only 4 Sweet 16’s (’82, ’89, ’90, ’97) and two Elite Eight’s (’90, ’97).

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The 1997 Final Four was forfeited due to NCAA sanctions because of academic fraud from ole Clem Haskins and Co running game. For all of my slow to comprehend duns out there in my Jed Clampett voice, “them boyz was cheatin’!” So that means that the freaking program hasn’t been worth a dime since 1990 pimpin’! It took them until 1972 to even make an NCAA Tournament appearance playa and they started playing basketball  up there in 1895! That's 17 years before GM started making the Cadillac homeboy! Shock value for all my boyz that like ridin' good!

But you fire a cat that has won more than 60% of his games? I keep hearing the clown in the background saying, “Well, they never finished better than 6th in the Big Ten and they were 46-62 in conference play!” You’re MINNESOTA for crying out loud! You play in the Big Ten with Indiana, Michigan, Michigan State, Ohio State, Wisconsin and Illinois! On bad years those duns are gonna have better players and teams than you. I don’t care if John Wooden was coaching and had assistants like Bobby Knight and Jerry Tarkanian chewing that freaking towel and paying boyz with Vegas money. The Gophers will always be the Gophers bruh!

That's like Indiana firing it's football coach for losing its bowl game bruh! Pick one, any one! All programs like that want to do is win 6 games just to go to a bowl. I mean, they're cool with going to the toilet bowl bruh! That's Minnesota basketball! All they can do is win enough games to go the Big Dance. On some real talk, they should be cool with going to the NIT every other year! Like Big Momma used to say, "You can't get blood from a turnip."

It’s like the group of bad chicks that show up to the club every Friday night. There’s one that never gets hollered at because she keeps hangin’ out with a group of amazons. Now she’s a solid 6 but nobody pays attention to her because she's always with a group of 8's, 9’s and 10’s! She’s cool with it because she knows her place in the pecking order of good looks. Now when boyz start looking for a wife she'll move up because they're looking for something more than looks but at the club it's all cosmetic.

Minnesota jumped off of the deep end bruh! It’s like a boy going home and asking for a divorce from his faithful and loving wife because he was at a party that Beyonce’ was AT! So he thought to himself that he deserves HER. She didn’t say high or even look in his direction but he said, “I deserve that one so I’m going after her.” Who’s Minnesota going to get to come to that dump of a program that’s better than Tubby?

He had a national championship and 6 SEC titles in 10 seasons at Kentucky and the only reason he showed up in the freaking arctic is because nobody wanted him. You gotta be smart enough to figure that out! Now with all of that coaching talent he was only able to win 60% of the time up there. Now that they’ve dove off of the side of the cliff they’ll forever be the big chick at the club that always squeezes into the same outfit that her girl that’s a size 2 has on. Boyz are laughing at her but she thinks she’s getting all of the attention because she's drinking for free because she's with the dime that cats are really trying to get with.

Minnesota on the low low is going after Shaka Smart because ole boy Teague was the A.D. at VCU when they hired him! That's cool but just say it. Don't try to run game on us because I can spot a hustle a mile away!

Why? Because I grew up around criminals and gangstas! For y'all that's checkin', they ARE two different species of human being. You can be a criminal without being a gangsta but you can't be a gangsta without being a criminal!

Now what's gonna happen when UCLA backs the truck up and makes Shaka an offer that he can't refuse? Or he decides not to leave at all! Minnesota is gonna end up with the big chick in the tight sun dress with the crooked wig on just like the Lakers!

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Jay Graves
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