Drugstore Cotton Candy

"I'm just gonna take my time and sit on this money playa!"

Konrad Adenauer, the first post-war Chancellor of Germany,  once said, “In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.” Oscar Wilde, the Irish poet, gave it to us like this, “I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” Albert Ellis, the famous psychologist, shut the building down when he said, “I think it’s unfair, but they have the right as fallible, screwed up humans to be unfair; that’s the human condition.”

Nobody has the guts to say it so I will! Why is everybody giving Derrick Rose a pass for being soft? The medical staff cleared this dun to play more than a month ago. He’s got no pain and by his own admission he’s 100% physically ready to play but he says that it’s all mental at this point. Now if that were Lebron, boyz would be crucifying him at this point.

So again, why is this cat getting a pass? Michael Jordan would be playing! Kobe Bryant would be playing! LeBron James would have no other choice but to play and this dun can take his sweet time and even admit to you that he’s physically ready to play but mentally he's not and you’re cool with that answer? Unbelievable!!!

All of my Chicago fans out there are saying the same thing, “We can’t win a championship now anyway so he should just wait until next year.” Well you can say that about 27 of the 30 teams in the league every year playboy. There is always only 2 to 3 legit teams that can make a championship run at any time. So with that logic everybody else should just stop playing then right? Kobe should just go on vacation now and stop trying to make the playoffs since he can’t win a championship this year. Right?

Melo and LaLa should just pack up the RV and go on a family road trip now because they ain’t winning a championship in New York ever! They haven’t won one in 40 years so why even suit up? Right?  Paul Pierce should just stop going to work every day since he can’t win a title this year with Rondo and KG out! Right? Having the ability to win a title isn't the reason boyz go to work everyday bruh! They go to work because it's their freaking jobs!

 I'm in sales, so if I'm not having a very productive year I should just quit and start over next year? I can't tell my boss that I'm mentally not feelin' this but pay me anyway! Wheredeydodatat? Apparently in Chicago pimpin'!

Don't give me that ignorant line that he could get hurt again. That's the risk you take in being a professional athlete son but when they're paying you darn near $100 million to play then you NEED to be TRYING to play!

That's like a dun having a car accident on the way to work one day and then when he's healthy enough to return to work he keeps telling his boss that it's all mental and he's not ready. What are they gonna do with him? Fire his soft butt, right?

 This dun is playing every fan in the league right now and boyz can’t see it. If he’s 100% physically ready to play then he should playing. He’s not playing because he’s already got the bread. He signed a guaranteed deal for more than $95 million with the Bulls in December of 2011 and then in February of 2012 he signed a $200 million deal with Adidas.

So there is no reason to come back because he’s sitting on darn near $300 million guaranteed! If he were in a contract year he’d be out there ballin' pimpin’! He'd be sprinting up and down the floor like he was Usain Bolt and jumping like he was Carl Lewis or somebody. Stop me when I start lyin’ bruh!

I’ve never seen anything like it in all of my days in the sports world. Do you think that Kobe or Mike would tolerate a boy being on their teams that was medically cleared to play that refused to even suit up?  C’mon bruh!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If that were LeBron he’d get run out of the league for that foolishness. If we’re paying you to play then you gotta play. Don’t give me that “I’m just gonna take my time coming back” foolishness. Taking your time coming back means playing 10 to 12 minutes a night at first and then going up to 20 minutes to see how the joint feels etc. Not traveling with the team and going to shoot around.

 Nobody's got the kahunas to say it so I will, “Ole boy is as soft as drugstore cotton candy at this point.” IF YOU’RE 100% THEN YOU GOTTA PLAY! Being in the hunt for a title is irrelevant as to why a boy should be playing. For that reason alone he'll NEVER become one of the greats because he doesn't have the mental fortitude that it takes to become one. He's healthy and scared to play! Great players don't think like that.

Adrian Peterson tore his joint up and came back in less time to play a physical game and put up 2G's worth of yards on boyz without hesitation. That's what great players do homeboy! This dun is Derrick Colman all over again cuz he's only in it for the bread. If he wasn't, he'd be playin' by now.

On some real talk, they won’t win a title as long as LeBron keeps sharing the freaking ball down on South Beach. Every off season they’ll pick up another shooter or two because shooters want to play with unselfish players. That’s why Ray Ray is playing with him now for less bread.  So using that logic Rose may as well retire now because as long as the Heat keep winning he won't.

Why? Because the hot free agents won’t go to the Chi, they'll go to Miami to get shots. In my G.I. get out of my face with that foolishness voice, “Tell that to somebody who you know, don’t know, cuz I know, PLAYBOY!”

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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