"SHOOK!"

"I'm tellin' my momma!"

When I was a kid the Harlem Globetrotters were always worth the price of admission! They were so hot that they even have their own cartoon on Saturday mornings along with my homeboys The Jackson 5! The Globetrotters had crazy skills and would keep you engaged the entire game. Guys like Curley Neal, Meadowlark Lemon, Marques Haynes and Goose Tatum were putting in work back in the day. What we couldn't understand was why they always played the same team, the Washington Generals. It was WWE before there was a WWE! It was all staged and we loved every minute of it. I couldn't wait for Metal Lark to throw the bucket of confetti at the opposing players or even the refs and it would get the crowd too.

Well, during the third quarter of Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals I started waiting for Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili to pull out the bucket of confetti and throw it at Russell Westbrook and Company. The Final score 120-111 was not indicative of the beating that the Oklahoma City Thunder took on Tuesday night bruh!

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Tony Parker walked Russell Westbrook to school, sharpened all of his pencils, taught the class, wiped his mouth during lunch period, gave him a nap, brought him home, fed him dinner and put that young boy to bed! For three quarters he had that cat shook like the boogie man in Boyz in the Hood! Westbrook finally got going and put up 27 points but by that time Tony Parker had eaten his lunch and taken his sneakers finishing with 34 points and 8 assists.

The Spurs are running through boyz like Usian Bolt these days. The Spurs set an NBA record with their 20th consecutive victory bridging the regular season and the playoffs and the way they're playing I don't see OKC getting a W the rest of the way bruh! It was border line abuse out there the way they were running their offense with ease. It was so bad that child protective services were called at halftime!

Ya boy Westbrook will have nightmares for years to come trying to get over the way Parker treated him in Game 2. He was shook and that's being nice. I'm glad Tony Parker didn't grew up in the hood in America bruh because if he would have, he would have been talking a C-note worth of trash. That would have completely destroyed that young boy! God forbid he would have laughed in his face. They would have rolled him out of San Antonio on a stretcher.

I just hope that he can beat the shakes off before Game 3. Otherwise, it's a wrap and all of the hype OKC had coming into the playoffs goes up in smoke! One thing about it, those young boyz definitely have a lot to learn about the game of basketball and the more veteran team  proved it in the first two games. Just because you've got talent doesn't mean you can just show up and win. There's something to be said about having a strong basketball IQ.

Tony Parker and the San Antonio Spurs look like they had all of the answers on the test before the teacher even passed that joint out. OKC looked like the cat that didn't study that was trying to cheat off of the girl that has her arm stretched across her paper hiding the answers.  "SHOOK!"

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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