Top 10 Rules For March Madness!

"Let's get it in!"

The brackets have been released and March Madness is officially here. The greatest two weeks in sports are upon us. Regardless of whether you agree with me or not, it's a good time bruh. Folks all over the country will be unproductive at home and at work and it is what it is.  Before we get started I just want to lay out some ground rules for the next couple of weeks.

1. You can only fill out one bracket!
I hate when people show up to work with 10 brackets filled out and look to win the office pool. That's shady and you now it. When the tournament is over this person gallivants around like they really knew something about college basketball. Sorry excuse for a sports fan!!!

2. Don't fill out your kids bracket! If he or she can't talk or walk they can't participate. That's final. I get tired of losing to some kid that's 13 months old.

3. Don't pick the freaking teams based on the uniforms! If you haven't watched the games to this point just say that you don't know and bow out gracefully.

4. Don't try to change your bracket once your final four teams lose! I get tired of the guy that picks a certain team to make it to the Final Four and then on Friday he's got somebody else on his bracket because they didn't make it out of the first round.

5. Don't show up to the sports bar on Thursday talking trash or wearing your team logo if your school isn't even in the tournament. You're on punishment and anybody affiliated with your school is too for crying out loud!! If your school sucks then you have to stay at home.

6. Don't install that stupid software with the fake graphs on it to try to fool your boss when he walks past your computer. He knows that you're watching the games because he's watching them too. Just keep it real, order pizza and go to the conference room and watch it together.

7. Don't get on Facebook or Twitter lying about being at the games when you're at work. Who cares?

8. If you win the bracket challenge and get the traveling trophy don't try to keep the stupid thing! Return it next year and I mean it!!

9. Don't call in sick this Thursday and Friday because you'll look stupid bruh! Trust me bruh every knows that your watching the games.

10. Finally, don't spend the next twenty four hours asking folks who's your Final Foul teams so you can pick yours because you don't have a clue. This is an independent project and you've got until Tuesday to make your final selections. No cheating!

Now let's get out there and have some fun!!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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