Why Aaron Morehead just became college football's biggest idiot! "Send"

"Uhhhh, anybody gotta a job openin' bruh?" 

As I was just about to sit down and write the crazy Hot Joint about the epic 3-point shootin' of the Cleveland Cavaliers on Wednesday night as they beat the dog snot out of Atlanta 123-98. These three old timers started arguin' about stupidity. Martin Luther King Jr. shouted, "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Albert Einstein knocked over the dominoes when he said, "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." Then the big homie PopeJohn Paul II put on some Detroit gators and a purple suit and spit some gangsta lyrics when he spit, "Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it."  

Well playas....ole dull Aaron Morehead, the wide receivers coach for the Texas A&M Aggies, stuck his foot, elbow and his right butt cheek in his mouth on Wednesday night on Twitter. After ESPN 300 quarterback and the third ranked dual-threat quarterback in the country announced on Twitter that he was re-openin' his recruitment. This dun Morehead snapped! He launches a tweet six minutes later that says, "I feel sorry for ppl who never understand loyalty. I can't really even vibe with u. At the end of the day trust is  & everything else is BS." Then he tries to clean it up by shootin' another boy out that says, "I wasn't even talking about who everyone thinks I'm talking about. I didn't even know #badtiming #relevanttho #stillnoloyalty"

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What's wrong with this cat bruh!! Does he not realize that all of these kids are on Twitter and pullin' a stunt like that was gonna be fatal to keepin' other boyz! It wasn't even a half hour later that the No.181 ranked receiver, Mannie Netherly, sent out a message that simply stated, "After tonight I see what kind of person my "future coach" is & I myself don't wanna play for someone like that so without further ado I would like to announce that I'm decommiting from  Texas A&M." 

Now don't look at me bruh! That's how the dun wrote it I just repeated it. But I know that the big homie Kevin Sumlin (Summy) is hot right now. All of the work that they put into recruitin' these kids and then a dun shoots off some foolishness because his feelings got hurt? He's actin' like his first girlfriend just broke up with him at the prom in front of the fellas. Wheredeydodatat?

C'mon bruh!! This is your job!! Not something that you're doin' to pass the time away. You're dealin' with temperamental kids not adults. These dudes might change their minds 100 times before they make a final decision as to where they want to go to school. So by blastin' a boy on social media was was fatal in tryin' to convince him to come back your way.

But wait bruh!!! This fool, Morehead, still wasn't finished! After Netherly decommitted this clown sent another joint out sayin', "People act like the truth is all the sudden a bad thing. Society is too sensitive. Y'all boys soft. #texastough"

I know with everything I've got "Summy" was headed to that dun's house to put that fool in hand cuffs. Stop it! You idiot!!

An hour later another ESPN 300 receiver, Tyjon Lindsey, sent this boy out, "I would like to say thank you to TAMU & fans but due to some tweets subtweeted towards my brother, I will no longer be looking at A&M." 

If Morehead is still employed this mornin' bruh it's a freakin' miracle. Please don't act like you don't remember when quarterbacks runnin' out of College Station after the 2015 season like the joint was on fire? It's already in shambles now you've got an assistant actin' a fool on Twitter? 

If Summy doesn't win 8,9,10 games this year they're gonna run that dun out of town. Trust me on that one playa! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever, I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific. 

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Why Nick Saban is bein' treated like a sloppy O.G. by Jim Harbaugh! "The Block"

 Jim: "Yeah I'm comin' for ya bruh! Believe that! Nick: "No fair! I run the south!"

Thomas Fuller, the English churchman and historian, once said, "We ought to see far enough into a hypocrite to see even his sincerity." Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, gave it to us like this, "The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!" Then William Hazlitt, the English writer,  put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy." 

Well playas...it looks like ole Nick Saban forgot that he and his staff were human on Tuesday when he tried to blast boyz, specifically Michigan's Jim Harbaugh on the use of satellite camps. Durin' the SEC spring meetings this dun, Nick, jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked and foamin' at the mouth hollerin': 

"This is the wild, wild West at its best. There have been no specific guidelines relative to how we're managing control of this stuff. It's happening outside the normal evaluation window, which means we're taking time away from our players. We have to worry about our players doing the right things with the limited time we have them, but we're not going to do that because we have to be somewhere else to see someone else."

Well let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Alabama has been runnin' college football since 2009 rattlin' off 4 National Championships. Therefore, he's so used to killin' boyz in the south in the recruitin' game that he's offended that Harbaugh is not willin' to bow down to him like the rest of these duns out here. However, he wants to act like he forgot that he just had a coach resign for committin' NCAA recruitin' rules violations. Stop it! You sound crazy!!! 

Since Harbaugh took over at Michigan he's been holdin' satellite camps in the south to get in on all of that talent down there. He even turned his nose up at the SEC and held Michigan spring practice durin' spring break in FLORIDA! 

So when Nick started talkin' crazy on Tuesday Jim fired a tweet his way that said, "Amazing" to me- Alabama broke NCAA rules & now their HC is lecturing us on the possibility of rules being broken at camps. Truly "amazing."

That's what you call "I don't give a "WHAT" about what you think about what I'm doin'! I'm tryin' to win just like you patna! This is Michigan Football! The winningest college football program in the history of the game bruh! If it's legal for us to hold the satellite camps then we'll be in yo backyard playa!" 

Nick needs to go sit his butt down somewhere and stop actin' brand new. He's the "O.G. Bobby Johnson" of college football runnin' the block and has straight up forgot how the block works. When you become the man in the streets it's only so much time before some cats steps up to you to take what you've got. Sometimes they'll set you up and other times they'll let you know that they're comin' for your head while lookin' you in the eye. 

Well bruh, Jim Harbaugh is just lettin' Nick know that he's comin' through the front door on a boy. And you know what playa? I'm cool with that! I've got TALL respect for Harbaugh for doin' it. You can't let a boy get too comfortable bein' the O.G. because he'll get sloppy and put everybody in the streets in danger. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) O.G. Bobby Johnson: noun - character in the movie South Central that was the older gangster that used to run the streets that is locked up now. 

4) What: noun - the edited version of whatever you wanna put there playa! 

5) Patna: noun - hood for partner, friend etc. 

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Why boyz sound crazy freakin' out about LSU football only! "Selfishness"

"We ain't the only one's at risk bruh!" 

John F. Kennedy once said, "Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those whom God has so joined together, let no man put asunder." Isabel Allende, the well-known writer, gave it to us like this, "We don't even know how strong we are until we are forced to bring that hidden strength forward. In times of tragedy, of war, of necessity, people do amazing things. The human capacity for survival and renewal is awesome." Then Ayn Rand, the famous novelist, put it where the goats could get it when she spit, "From the smallest necessity to the highest religious abstraction, from the wheel to the skyscraper, everything we are and everything we have comes from one attribute of man - the function of his reasoning mind." 

Well playas...can the function of man's reasoning mind overcome the foolishness about to take place in the state of Louisiana? On Thursday the Governor told boyz that the state was facin' a $940 million deficit and that if it wasn't addressed, higher education could be compromised. In other words, the dun was tellin' cats that if we don't fix this mess, schools would be shut down in April and everybody takin' classes would get an incomplete, boyz wouldn't be able to graduate and duns playin' football at schools like LSU wouldn't be able to play next fall. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, in the world of sports journalism freaked out on Friday because the headline was the possibility of LSU football bein' cancelled! But none of these duns were just as freaked out about the possibility of a kid not bein' able to graduate in May after doin' all of the right things to get to this point. Nobody freaked out about the possibility of social and health services bein' shut down as a result of this foolishness. All boyz were concerned about was LSU playin' not playin' ball! WHAT!!!???

What about all of the other football players across the state that won't get to play either. It ain't just LSU bruh! What about them? People are trippin' because their ENTERTAINMENT is bein' compromised. Nobody's thinkin' about the education of kids and the health care of folks that badly need it. 

The solution? Higher taxes to get out of the hole that they're in at this point. However, some republicans are upset about the governor's proposed tax increases. What always kills me is that the cats that can afford to play taxes never wanna pay them but want all the services that comes along with what taxes pay for. Wheredeydodatat? Only in upper class America! Boyz have bread but don't wanna spend the bread to help pay for what they want. 

If 54 percent of my property taxes help fund the school systems in my community then I'm willin' to pay the taxes that will provide my children with a great education by allowin' them to pay the teachers and pay for upgraded facilities. If tax increases in the state will help provide for social and health services then I'm willin' to pay those taxes. Even if I don't personally need or use them. If children are goin' to state schools then they have to be funded. Taxes are how they are funded bruh! Even if they, to some degree, have to be higher!! So either you pay the taxes or you screw the kids that are tryin' to become the adults that will someday be responsible for takin' care of you when you're old and need the social and health services that you're complainin' about payin' for now. 

LSU football is a side bar conversation to this foolishness bruh! But on some real talk, what about the kids that are playin' ball there and at the other schools that have put in all of the work to get to this point? Many of them are on scholarship and they deserve the right to be able to fulfill their dreams of playin' at the college or even the professional level. And what about the kid that is only good enough to be on scholarship and his hustlin' to get that degree that he was promised if he took care of his business? 

If you can afford to pay higher taxes then pay them. Don't be a sucka and be selfish because you want everything for free or because you don't need those services screw everybody else. It cost money to do business in America and if payin' higher taxes keeps the ship from sinkin' then pay the darn taxes! And that's the edited version. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Put it where the goats could get it: verb phrase - to make it as simple as possible, to put it at the lowest level or learning. 
2)  Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
4) Ms. Jackson: noun - song by rap group OutKast

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