How GOP created Frankenstein and now they're tryin' to run from him! "Uncle Fester"

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Peter York, the big-time management consultant, once said, "Nobody knows anything. I deal with people in all walks of life, some of whom should have some idea of what they're doing. And they're all clueless. It's astonishing that any bridges stay up, or that planes don't constantly plummet from the sky. It's heartening, in a strange way." Neil deGrasse Tyson, the astrophysicist, gave it to us like this, "No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives." Then Dennis Miller took a boyz shell toe Adidas and fat gold chain when he spit, "I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless.”

Well playas...you better stand clear of Donald Trump if that's the case. This dun is as clueless as they come bruh! Not only did this cat set the tone earlier this week for a riot in Cleveland in July at the Republican National Convention if it’s contested by simply sayin', "I think you'd have riots. I think you'd have riots. I'm representing a tremendous many, many millions of people." He did it sober! He knows what he's doin' bruh. 

But then the dun shows up in Utah on Saturday and attacked the faith of the most popular cat in the state! This fool stood up in front of crowd of human beings and said, "Do I love the Mormons? I have many friends that live in Salt Lake City -- and by the way, Mitt Romney is not one of them! Are you sure he's a Mormon? Are we sure?”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Donald Trump is Frankenstein in a bad toupee that the GOP created, he’s outta control and now the establishment of the Republicans party is runnin’ from him like he’s old Uncle Fester with toilet paper stuck under his shoe. Why do I say that the Republican party created him? Because for years the party has tried it's best to be the old white man's fraternity by excludin' black, Latinos, gays and lesbians and now Muslims. Trump is just the only dun to have the nerve and foolishness to say it out loud. That's a problem bruh! America is no longer old, white and male. 

I tried to give him a pass when he threw the riot comments out there because I was, quite frankly, tired of talkin’ about this fool. But since he’s got me fired up today let’s talk turkey. 

When the alpha male in a room full of uneducated, toothless bigots that pulled up in pickup trucks with Confederate flags hangin’ off of the back of them suggests that a riot will break out if he's not awarded the nomination, he’s really tellin’ these fools to tear this joint up on my word. It’s no different than sayin’, “In the old days a protestor would get punched in the face or would get dragged out of the joint” and days later boyz are gettin’ sucker punched and dragged out of the joint. 

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has obviously been bought by Trump because this dun has the nerve to say that ole boy was speakin’ figuratively when he predicted “riots.” He said out loud with his OWN mouth, “I don’t think he meant literal riots.” What!!? How much did he put in than dun’s pocket to say that bruh? It's bad when it's obvious that a boy has sold his soul to the devil. 

Trump knows what he’s doin’. He’s feedin’ the desires of hatred that exist in a lot of folks in this country and they're gettin' full off of this rhetoric. He’s a con-artist at best and it’s workin’. 

But here’s the crazy thing about this cat. He wants to be the President of the United States but he’s clueless as to how to handle himself in certain environments on American soil. So what is he goin’ to do in a foreign situation? 

He's already shown up in Chicago a few weeks ago tryin’ to hold a rally in the heart of a Democratic city in an area where nothin’ but black folks and Latinos live. Then on Saturday he goes to Utah and insults the faith of the most popular cat there. That’s like showin’ up on the south side of Chicago and insultin’ Larry Hoover or Jeff Fort. Oh, you don't know who they are? Well if you show up in Chicago you'd better find out who they are before you start talkin' crazy. I'm just sayin'! 

How can you be a leader of the free world if you don't understand what you can and cannot say when and where bruh? Frankenstein is now eatin’ it’s young and fartin’ at the same time. Stop me when I start lyin’! 


Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific.
3) Talk Turkey: verb phrase - to have a serious conversation bruh.
4) Larry Hoover and Jeff Fort: noun - the founders of two of the most notorious street gangs in Chicago playa.

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