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Well playas...it looks like ole Johnny Manziel is lackin' the determination, dedication, self-discipline and the effort to be a professional football player. After all of the foolishness of last weekend, now boyz are startin' to sing like Luther and tell it all. Just like when the dun was at Texas A&M, his old man is the main soloist tellin' it all bruh! We all heard that Johnny allegedly hit his ex-girlfriend in a Dallas hotel last weekend and then supposedly fired on her again on the way back to her apartment in Forth Worth.
The cops even had the helicopters out lookin' for this dun. Now his old man is givin' up all the juice sayin' that they tried to put this cat into a chemical dependency unit in the hospital twice but ole boy refused to stay even though he was suicidal. His dad even went on record as to say that if he doesn't get help that he won't live to see his 24th birthday.
Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Johnny Football's parents have been feedin' into this foolishness for years. Now he's cryin' out for help like this just popped off. Johnny was out of control at Texas A&M bruh!!! After he won the Heisman he went from 0 to 100mph and his parents fed into the foolishness.
Remember when his pops got him body guards while he was in college instead of gettin' him help? They fed into the foolishness allowin' him run wild instead gettin' him help then. Now he's killed any shot of playin' in the league next year because Cleveland has already decided to move on and nobody's crazy enough to sign him. Not after this last incident. Oh, did I mention, that his agent dipped on Friday too?
I heard Deion Sanders on First Take with Stephen A. and Skip Friday talkin' about how he would like to see the Cowboys sign that dun. Prime was sayin' how Jerry Jones has a great track record of helpin' cats with all types of problems.
Yeah bruh, that's right but the duns that Jerry has helped were all impact players! Ed Hardy was a fool but he was one of the best defensive tackles in the freakin' league. Pacman Jones was a darn maniac but he was one of the best DB's puttin' on a uniform at the time. Dez Bryant needed 24 hour security to keep him from divin' off of the deep end but he was one of the best receivers in the league. Johnny Football would be sittin' the bench in Dallas because they've got a startin' QB already. And even if they didn't have one this dun hasn't proven himself to be a starter in this league yet. So why would Jerry Jones sign him?
The Cowboys aren't in the social work business of pullin' duns out of the gutter for the sake of pullin' cats out of the gutter. You've gotta be able to play and be an impact player for Jerry to even fool with you.
But if we gone keep it real, Manziel doesn't want to play football! Johnny wants to be famous and he's already accomplished that. So you're gonna get out of Johnny what you've already got out of him. That dun wants to hang out with other celebrities and kick it. He doesn't want to play football. Why? Because that's way too much work. He's already rich because his family is loaded with oil money. So he doesn't have a carrot danglin' in front of him that will keep him honest enough to get himself together.
Most cats that really want to play, that find themselves in this situation, will have a gut check moment and get themselves together because they realize that they can't make this type of bread doin' anything else. For example, when Cris Carter was starin' down the barrel of not bein' in the league anymore he got himself together, balled out and became a Hall of Famer. Why? Because he wanted to play football!! That's why! Johnny doesn't wanna play football and he's still got bread so he's cool. That's why he's not tryin' to fool with rehab or anything that looks like it.
As long as he stays in the state of Texas he's a small "g" god around that piece. He's a Heisman Trophy winner in a state where football is king. As long as he's got bread and his name is Johnny Football in Texas he's not slowin' down. It's goin' to take for him to completely hit rock bottom before he gets help. So unfortunately, we've got to sit in the cut and wait for him to crash and burn. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Fire: noun - to information
3) Fire: verb - to hit
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
5) Dipped: verb - to quit.
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