How Aaron Gordon got robbed with a plastic fork & firecrackers! "Seriously?"

"Are you serious bruh? This is the best dunk of ALL-TIME!" 

Thomas E. Mann, the well-known author, one said, "Mandates are not objective realities but subjective interpretations of elections sold successfully by the winning candidate or party." Tom Stoppard, the British playwright and screenwriter, gave it to us like this, "I was an awful critic. I operated on the assumption that there was an absolute scale of values against which art could be measured. I didn't trust my own subjective responses." Then Jared Leto, the actor, signer and songwriter, broke it down easy enough for all of the simple minded individuals when he spit, "Music is subjective to everyone's unique experience." 

Well playas...I guess dunks are too! Because the duns that were judgin' the Slam Dunk Contest on Saturday night must have been drunk, high and battlin' glaucoma with a patch on both eyes if they thought that Zach LaVine legitimately won that joint. Aaron Gordon went nuts after gettin' to the final round and clearly won it! WHAT!!!? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! We all saw that joint so I don't have to recount the entire contest! However, Gordon brought "Stuff" the Orlando Magic mascot out and jumped over him with a between the legs yoke! That was nuts to start with! Then he had Stuff spinnin' around in circles on a hover board as he runs up, grabs the rock with one hand with the other cuffin' his head for the yoke! 

The fact that he timed the grab as ole boy was spinnin' was hard enough but to do it while cuffin' his head was IGNORANT!!! The next dunk was even more ridiculous! If that wasn't enough he had "Stuff" hold the rock up as he jumped over him, he grabbed the ball as he literally sat down in mid-air with both legs closed as he scooped the rock under his legs and yoked it. GAME OVER!!!! 

It didn't matter what LaVine did after each of those dunks! They weren't better! He literally did the same dunk twice in the contest, to some degree, when he kept jumpin' from the free throw line and he never actually did it. He kept steppin' over the line so it wasn't even better than Jordan in '88!  

I get that boyz wanted to give LaVine 50's but at that point you've got to score based on relative thinkin'! Is this dunk better than the dunk I just saw and gave a 50 or a 49 to? When a boy sits down in mid-air and scoops the rock under his legs after jumpin' over a freakin' mascot standin' on a hover board that makes him 7 feet tall now. There's nothin' out there that will top it. Especially a dunk from the "almost" free throw line! Stop it! You sound crazy tryin' to even argue it. 

Aaron Gordon had the three best dunks of the night and probably the best dunk of ALL-TIME and he lost? Wheredeydodatat? That dun got robbed with a plastic fork and some firecrackers! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Yoke: verb - old school G.I. (Gary, Indiana) hood term for dunk
4) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, "Who does that?"

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