Why Marshawn Lynch had to give a boy two fingers on Sunday! "Beast Cold"

"Negative 3? Y'all holla at me when y'all get back playa!" 

Marilyn Monroe once said, "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Buddha gave it to us like this, "With fools, there is no companionship. Rather than to live with men who are selfish, vain, quarrelsome, and obstinate, let a man walk alone." Then Elizabeth Gilbert, the well-known author, shut the buildin' down when she spit, "Childlessness doesn't make people selfish; selfishness makes people selfish." 

Well playas...when the Seattle Seahawks arrived in Minneapolis on Friday for the NFC Wild -Card game to play the Minnesota Vikings they were without Marshawn Lynch. Now ole boy practiced all week and everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, assumed that he would play on Sunday. When they announced in pre-game that he wasn't playin' and that he didn't even make the trip. I told the fellas right then and there that Marshawn is on one bruh! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! We all know how Beast Mode is. He's gonna do what he wants to do and NOBODY is goin' to tell him what to do. So if a boy practiced all week comin' back from the abdominal injury that he suffered back on the 15th of November and had surgery for on the 25th of that month, I get him bein' a little apprehensive. 

However, it's the PLAYOFFS and there were no guarantees that his boyz were goin' to go into Minnesota and beat the Vikings, which they ended up doin'. Why?  Because the freakin' field goal kicker's holder brain farted and gave him the laces to kick. Yeah, the kicker missed the field goal but the game of football is the ultimate team sport bruh. EVERYBODY has to do their job in order for the TEAM to win. So Seattle escaped death in the playoffs to live another day but Marshawn couldn't predict that. 

So finally after the game, Pete Carroll admitted that ole boy ruled HIMSELF out after Friday's practice just before the team boarded buses to travel to the airport. Now here's my problem with that, I get a boy not feelin' confident in playin' after darn near two months but not only did he pull himself at the last minute, he didn't even make the trip!!! It's the playoffs bruh!! Win or go home! He didn't even care enough to stand on the sideline to cheer and encourage his teammates. 

He's a leader on that team! Not some cat that you've never heard of. So why wasn't the dun that they call BEAST MODE in Minnesota on Sunday? He practiced all week! The coaches thought that he was ready to play. His teammates thought he was a go. Maybe that dun looked at the forecast and saw -3 degrees for Sunday and unpacked. IT'S THE PLAYOFFS BRUH and this is your job! So why wouldn't he attempt to play and then take a seat if things didn't feel right? Unless the dun got sick or had some personal emergency to take care he should have been on that flight. He's part of that team and its the playoffs!! 

Could it be that he's still salty about not gettin' the rock in the Super Bowl last season? You never know how or why cats hold on to foolishness. Or was it just too darn cold for a boy to sit on the sideline if he couldn't go in Minnesota? We'll never know because he'll never tell us. Why? Because he doesn't speak to the media and when he does he'll only say, "I'm only here so I don't get fined." Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1)  Spit: verb - to say
2) Ms. Jackson: noun - hit song by the Outkast. 
3) On One: verb - he's trippin', get an attitude, etc. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 
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Note: I have no idea why the dun didn't go to Minnesota bruh! It was funny to talk about though.