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Albert Einstein once said, "We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them." Marcus Aurelius broke it down for all the real G's when he said,"Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking." Then Henry Ford, the original Detroit hustla himself, spit it like he was in a cypha in a basement in the middle of the ghetto, "Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it."
Well playas...one thing is for certain and two is for sure is that Derrick Rose wasn't thinkin' at Bulls Media Day on Monday! That dun jumped right out of the gate and stuck his whole foot in his mouth when he tried to give the "Good Ghetto Daddy's PSA" when one wasn't needed. On day one of the 2015-16 season this dun said:
“This whole summer I had tunnel vision. My mindset was just making sure that I was working out every day and spending as much time as possible with my son. And focusing on those two things. Making sure my family is financially stable, as far as seeing all the money that they’re passing out in this league. Just telling the truth. Just knowing that my day will be coming up soon and it’s not for me. It’s for [two-year-old son] P.J. and his future, so that’s what I’m thinking about now.”
Whattt?!!!
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Did that dun just say "Makin' sure my family is financially stable?" Did he take a shot at boyz gettin' paid this off season? Did DERRICK freakin' ROSE just take a shot at boyz gettin' money without earnin' it? The same cat that still has two years left on a 5 year max deal worth $95 million that he's yet to earn? That DUN!!!! Check this out playa, he signed the deal just before the 2011-12 season but has only played 100 regular season games since because of injuries.
This cat missed 27 games of 2011-12 because of a sprained toe, strained back, groin, ankle and foot injuries. He missed the entire 2012-2013 season with a torn ACL and then he missed 71games of the 2013-2014 joint with a torn meniscus in his knee. Did I mention that he missed 20 games after the meniscus acted a fool on him last February and he missed 8 games near the end of the season because of ankle and hamstring issues? Well if I didn't, there it is playa.
Oh and let me say this bruh! You don't get credit for spendin' time with your OWN kid! It's your freakin' kid for cryin' out loud! You're supposed to spend as much time as possible with your kid! You ain't baby sittin' the neighbor's kid bruh! He belongs to you!
Now I can finish rippin' this dun. So how do you fix your mouth to hate on boyz for gettin' the same bread you got bruh that you haven't earned! They pay boyz in this league for potential not off of what you've already done in the past playa! You already got paid for the MVP. The max deal was for the next 5 years not the joints before that.
Even when you were cleared to play after the ACL joint you refused to play! ARE YOU SERIOUS? Then not 24 hours after you playa hated boyz at media day, you're hurt again!!! Stop talkin' bruh!
Before he even got his mouth piece wet on Tuesday he takes an elbow to the face and fractures his orbital bone that will require surgery on Wednesday mornin'. When he comes back they need to wrap that dun up in bubble wrap and ship him off to the glue factory with the ole dull race horses. He's a waste of freakin' money bruh.
He's a GREAT player but he's a waste of money! It's like buyin' a brand new Rolls Royce that won't start! You can push it out in front of the club, sit in it all night, holler at the women comin' and goin' but you gotta wait until the parkin' lot is empty to push it back to the crib. That's D. Rose!
Now if they say that he could miss 8-10 weeks he'll miss 26! Why? Because he'll think that his eyeballs, tonsils and nasal cavity is gonna fall out on the floor when he dribbles the ball. But he'll turn around and hate on a boy for gettin' paid! SMH!!!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) G's: noun - gangstas
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Cypha: noun - a circle of rappers in the middle of a freestyle battle
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
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