Sideways (How Rex Chapman called me a terrible father for condoning work and he's stealing)

"Yeah, I'm out here stealin' but you're still a terrible father Jay!"

Will Rogers, the famous cowboy, once said, “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” Marcus Tullius Cicero, the ancient Roman philosopher, broke it down like this, “It is not by muscle, speed, or physical dexterity that great things are achieved, but by reflection, force of character and judgment.” Then Thomas Hobbes, the English philosopher, turned off the lights like Teddy Pendergrass when he spit, “A man’s conscience and his judgment is the same thing; and as the judgment, so also the conscience, may be erroneous.”

Well playas…ole dull Rex Chapman’s judgment has definitely been erroneous. This dun recently pled guilty to shopliftin’ from a freakin’ Apple Store in Arizona and has agreed to pay more than $15,000 to the store and complete 750 hours of community service accordin’ to the Lexington Herald-Leader.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I wouldn’t give two rips about Rex Chapman shopliftin’ or carjackin’ a boy, for that matter, but this dun came at me sideways a couple of years ago. I’ve written several Hot Joints about why it makes sense for kids that have the talent, to leave school after one year to go to the NBA primarily because the first round bread is GUARANTEED and the lottery pick bread is too stupid to pass up. You can always go to school if you just want a degree. School has been around for 2,000 years and it’s not goin’ anywhere. Your ability to play this game has an expiration date on it playa.

However, this clown tried to blast me on Twitter and then dun called me a terrible father for givin’ kids that type of advice. Then this fool turns around and gets popped for stealin’! Shopliftin’ sounds too nice playboy! When you take something that doesn’t belong to you, you’re STEALING!!! Point blank!

Word is, this fool used the store’s self-checkout but left without payin’ not once but on several occasions. He went to the well one time too many. And if that’s yo thang playa do what you gotta do but don’t come at me sideways because I told a boy to use what God has blessed you with to make a livin’. In essence, I told a boy to get a job so that he could pay for the things that he wants instead of stealin'!

Keep this real playa, there are very few people born into this world with the DNA that it takes to play in the NBA, 450 to be exact!! So if you’re one of those people then it makes no sense at all to be sittin’ in somebody’s classroom tryin’ to get a freakin’ degree to work a job that will pay you peanuts relative to what you can be makin’ playin’ a freakin’ game! It sure as hell beats stealin’!

Again, my argument ONLY applies to about 5 or 6 people in the WORLD every year. The rest of you duns need to take yo “A” to class and concentrate on gettin’ that degree. Why? Because nobody’s lookin’ to pay you close to $10 million to play this game over the next 3 years.  And that's just the rookie contract bruh! Don't let a boy show out and get to the 2nd deal! It's NUTS!!! When duns like Tristan Thompson can get $80 million offer sheets out here it's definitely sideways!

Let me put it where the goats can get it playa. A pediatrician makes on average $165,000 per year. Specialists like cardiologists, radiologists or orthopedic surgeons make on average $315,000 per year. Now these duns have gone to not only undergraduate school but medical school and have done 3 to 4 years of residency to make that type of bread. Not to mention the $160,000 or more they’ve stock piled in student loans.

Now let’s say that the specialist works until he or she is 65. That’s 35 years on the freakin’ job because they don’t start workin’ until their 30 because they’ve been in school all of that time. They would only make $11.2 million for their ENTIRE CAREERS and a lottery pick could make $10 million in his first 3 years on the freakin' job! Stop it! You sound crazy and drunk! Or better yet, like you've been in the ride with Rex Chapman and Steve Sarkisian drinkin' that Mad Dog 20/20 and poppin' pills. 

You’d be a darn fool to stay in school when that type of bread is on the table and you’d be an even bigger fool to run into an Apple Store stealin’ after you’ve already been to college and the freakin’ NBA! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Rips: noun – word I used to keep from sayin’ plural manure.
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